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Tonguepunch 

Donald Rumsfield tonguepunches the stankstar!
Tonguepunch by InfernalDante June 6, 2009
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Tonguepunch 

Now then our kid did ya tonguepunch her FartBox
Tonguepunch that fartbox, penetrate her sheriffs badge with hard tongue
Tonguepunch by Fletch1975 June 18, 2018

tongue punch the fart box 

Oral stimulation of the anus.
She is always begging me to bend her over and tongue punch the fart box. Lucky for her her fart box is delicious.

Tongue punch my fart box 

To insert ur tongue into anus hole
I bet u wont tongue punch my fart box

tongue punch her fart box

Shoving your tongue deep into an anus. (As deep as you can I suppose)
Man she's really hot! Maybe she wants to get a little kinky. I'd like to tongue punch her fart box.

tongue punch 

to forcefully thrust your tongue into one of many holes
im going to tongue punch your fartbox
tongue punch by tonguepucnhyou August 29, 2010

Tongue punch your fart box 

The use of a male or female tongue, in the act of licking or profusely sticking of the tongue back in forth into the male or females anus.
Im going to tongue punch your fart box as you give me head.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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