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rumsfield 

a quitter. the kind who takes up a task and at the beginning acts a typical know-it-all
donald rumsfield...

Dude, don't listen to his advice. They say he's been a rumsfield right from kindergarten.

We planned this thing together, don't go rumsfield on me no matter what
-G. W. Bush to C. Rice
rumsfield by KatoBlaze November 9, 2008
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Rumsfeldian 

a term to describe a person's tendency to ignore facts, spoken or otherwise, when those facts are opposing to the person's own viewpoint.
Doctor: I'm afraid you only have two weeks to live.
Rumsfeldian: Yeah, my health gets better every year.

Banker: Your account is overdrawn.
Rumsfeldian: I'll write a check to cover it.
Rumsfeldian by Hates_ November 23, 2006

donald rumsfeld

A robot sent from the future who can coldly calculate, omitting all emotional distraction.
Donald Rumsfeld is a BMF who would take over the world if he could hold inject more of the bullshit charm and charisma that our monkey president has.

rumsfeldian 

Derived from Donald Rumsfeld, erstwhile SECDEF and all-around meanie, the term "rumsfeldian" is an adjective used to describe a truly tremendous blunder, such as NOT pursuing the jihadis in Afghanistan or invading/occupying a hostile country with far too few troops.
He really screwed the pooch on that one! It was positively rumsfeldian!!
rumsfeldian by succulentboi August 25, 2004

donald rumsfeld

Donald Rumsfeld said that the U.S. needed to bomb, invade, conquer and occupy Iraq in order to liberate Iraq.
donald rumsfeld by Jason Stanford September 11, 2003
Batshit Crazy Warmonger, or BCW. Often inciting wars and encouraging Imperalist behaviour in uneducated leaders.
1. Jesus, my new manager is a total rumsfeld, the CEO listens to everything he says, and the companies tanking.
Rumsfeld by Tyson January 27, 2003

Donald Rumsfeld

Secretary of Defense

Does not give a shit about our troops, or the thousands of innocent Iraqis he's killing, he's only it in for the money.