Tomward

A legend

That geezah is a tomward

by F(vung8n November 8, 2023

not toward

Untoward

This is untoward Liz Lemon! This is not toward!

by Martallimo March 22, 2009

tombardment

Excessive commenting and liking on social networking sites.

Can we end this tombardment

by mcc100 December 11, 2011

Tomtarded

An adjective used to describe a retarded action that likely would have been done by Tom.

What? you left your car lights on 3 times since you replaced your battery? That's pretty tomtarded.

by kazeflame June 7, 2009

fucked 3 ways towards the sun

saying that someone is crazy/mad in too many ways to count.
but with no diagnosed illness. they just appear very strange.

saying that there are too many things extremely wrong with someone to even begin to start to describe them. used when referring to mental-wrongs not physical or situational.

you need to watch out for that girl, lydia.
she is fucked 3 ways towards the sun!

(also used in the film "wedding crashers" when vince vaugn is reffering to a bonkers female character who wont leave him alone)

by id really rather not put my name November 15, 2007

towardex

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by Jeff May 3, 2003

Pull Yourself Towards Yourself

Phrase used to inspire someone to get their shit together, and stop acting like such a pussy. Commonly used when laziness or an extreme hangover is preventing one from going out for a night on the town.

Diazz wouldn't get his high ass off the couch to go to the club, so I told him "Pull yourself towards yourself!" After that he popped right up.

by Skone82 March 7, 2009