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Tom T by Johnny Hoptown August 23, 2011
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TCS (Tom Can't Stop)
A strange metaphysical force that compels one to doodle incessantly while playing the guitar. Adding notes to songs where they shouldn't be. Alternativley: Adult Attention Deficit Disorder & just being an annoying Tired Old Man.
TCS (Tom Can't Stop) by Thick Daddy May 22, 2003
Tom Cruise isn’t ISTP he is INFP
Tom Cruise isn’t ISTP he is INFP by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 12, 2020
Tom Time™
A generic catch-all for THAT guy in your friend group: always at his place, his terms, on his time. The "Tom" can be cordial or a total asshat. Regardless, it's his way.
Tom Time™ by Stalinyouth June 26, 2022
Tom Tom'd
Getting lost while following the incorrect GPS directions of a Tom Tom or any other in-car GPS device.
Alt. Using an excuse for missing or being late to an appointment.
Alt. Using an excuse for missing or being late to an appointment.
Major Tom Technique
An auto-erotic asphyxiation by using gravity masturbation technique that consists of 3 parts:
- 1 - Getting in the shuttle -
Begin by jacking off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still jacking off.
- 2 - Take off -
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly can and hold your breath.
- 3 - Being in space -
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket.
This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.
- 1 - Getting in the shuttle -
Begin by jacking off normally; but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still jacking off.
- 2 - Take off -
As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly can and hold your breath.
- 3 - Being in space -
If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket.
This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment.
Alex: Have you heard Tom came out with a new technique?
Gim: Oh no, what is it?
Alex: It's called Major Tom technique he passed out after the nut and was found unconscious covered by his space juices.
Gim: Oh no, what is it?
Alex: It's called Major Tom technique he passed out after the nut and was found unconscious covered by his space juices.
Major Tom Technique by Swaggington_yolo July 1, 2019