29 definitions by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude

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They do it down on Camber Sands
They do it at Waikiki
Lazing about the beach all day,
At night the crickets creepy
Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback
Surfers drop their boards and dry
And everybody wants a hat
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Shrinking in the sea so cold
Topless ladies look away
A he-man in a sudden shower
Shelters from the rain
You wish you had a motor boat
To pose around the harbor bar
And when the sun goes off to bed
You hook it up behind the car
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Two fat ladies window shop
Something for the mantelpiece
In for bingo all the nines
A panda for sweet little niece
The coach drivers stand about
Looking at a local map
About the boy who's gone away
Down to next door's caravan
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 09, 2020
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That’s the worst thing about music, is that people play it. AHAHAHAHA
People are the worst
by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 07, 2020
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I never really realized how messed up and brainwashed the younger generations today really are. I swear the young Biden gentlemen they are even more brainwashed than the Obama generation.
People these days are absolutely nuts
by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 07, 2020
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A person who is self-projecting is somebody who projects their own psychological traits back onto you.
People who Self-project are either delusional or are trying to deliberately manipulate you into error. (brainwash/confuse you)
by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 13, 2020
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He is a talented person; there’s no question that he is. I just don’t find his music very satisfying. I fail to understand the deeper meanings behind his songs.
I think Aphex Twin does it for the kicks.
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My newnamezbyeotch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I broke my tooth :(
I Chiptooth so hard,

It broke the toof

Toof fairy pay me another vizzle at nizzle a lizzle, Capeche? Lasagna breath.

Do the fake teeth gold grillz and other skillz at age 30 with the tooth fairy 👍

Brace face what a fat disgrace :(

Dentures for my toof-broke :( All over the place
by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 09, 2020
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