Tom Mon 

A man with a small penis-------------------------**
A man without a badongis------------------------**
The name of a kid with a small weiner----------**
A homosexual--------------------------------------**
You call someone this if they seem to be gay---**
He likes buttsecks like a monster-----------------**
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This guy is a serious Tom Mon because he had buttsecks with his bike last night.

Tom Mon by Cock-a-doodle-weiner-boner November 3, 2010

Monty tom

A lovely baby from england that eats oat biscuits

Oh look at that monty tom singing in the wind

Monty tom by Resmond debil May 6, 2024

TomMonster 

1. (N) A mythical creature.

2. (N) Demonic Apparition

3. (Adj) Term used to describe someone of beastly form. The person being described is usually male. He/she is covered in hair, they are usually sporting a "Goatee." There natural habitat is within various work out gyms, however they have been know to live in dark forests or caves. They are nocturnal beasts and are most likely found prowling your neighborhood in search of "prey."

They are extremely dangerous animals, especially to females, who they will leave with "Anal fissures."

If you come into contact with one, stop immediately, they have poor vision and usually rely on smell and sound. If necessary the "fetal position" is the safest way to survive an attack.

4. (N) Another word for "Big foot"

5. (N) Missing Link

6. (N) Rapist

See also: "Uncle Tom"

See also: "T.M.A."

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Girl1: Holy shit did you see that beast staring us down?

Girl2: The hairy goatee mother fucker?

Girl1: Hell ya, his demonic eyes pierced my soul.

Girl2: Damn, what a fucking TomMonster.

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Girl1: That rapist TomMonster dude over there looks like he's about to rape someone.

Girl2: Ya I know, my ass hole just started to hurt.

TomMonster by SeanShizzle September 26, 2009

TomMonster 

The modern day TomMonster of the 2020s differs drastically from the 2000s TomMonster in a lot of rather interesting ways I think. The previous TomMonster would require sexual activities daily as a form of exercise and entertainment. The current TomMonster can go without for a substantial period of time. Anthropologists believe that this is due to a large influx of Soy and other products such as Sun Flower seed oils, GMO foods from non organic products, copious amounts of alcohol and chicken replacing beef that is increasing estrogen. The TomMonster is more in like with the average person than an actual monster. We are not sure if the TomMonster is faking it or if it has actually changed. More research needs to be done.

The TomMonster of the 2020s is more like a giant teddy bear than the TomMonster of the 2000s.

The TomMonster likes to keep to himself and does not like to harm anyone whether it’s an animal or a male or female. It doesn’t seem to have a propensity for violence like the previous TomMonster did.

TomMonster by YeahBuddyLW September 9, 2023

Tommonsense 

When someone uses solid common sense to piece things together and or to make decisions

My friend Tom only eats beans and salsa to get stronger that’s using Tommonsense

Tommonsense by Brosure February 23, 2023

tommony 

Tommony is a very smart person. Normally has darker skin but not to dark like a tan color. Tommony is out going and try's to be successful at anything he try's. Tommony can be a show off Tommony is not good with sex and all and has a small dick.

Wow this guy I met is such a tommony I need a new sex partner.

tommony by Tommony April 23, 2018

tommonzia

A big dick human being , got brothers that’s ready to li timmy someone behind him

Mary: that guy is hot he’s totally a Tommonzia

tommonzia by 9298!?($! November 23, 2021