Cock-a-doodle-weiner-boner's definitions

Tom Mon

A man with a small penis-------------------------**
A man without a badongis------------------------**
The name of a kid with a small weiner----------**
A homosexual--------------------------------------**
You call someone this if they seem to be gay---**
He likes buttsecks like a monster-----------------**
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This guy is a serious Tom Mon because he had buttsecks with his bike last night.

by Cock-a-doodle-weiner-boner November 3, 2010