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Epic. Someone who is so epic that epic just fails to describe them. Someone who is so epic that they make Barry White sound like a little girl.
Dude that cleric is so tojop! slurp, slurp

Dude your mom was so tojop last night, I came five times!

Did you see that guy grinding on spiders? It was so tojop!
tojop by Drunken_Chu April 29, 2010
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A homosexual male that sounds like Barry White over the phone. He also admits that he is fail in every way of life even more so while having sex with his non existent girlfriend.
Holy crap did you meet that guy last night?

Yeah he turned out to be a total tojop.
Tojop by endgamesekks April 29, 2010
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A person who is so fail that fail cant describe how fail they really are. there so fail in fact they fail at life while sounding like berry white.
that loser is such a tojop.

that douche bag is such a tojop in bed.
tojop by bodinePWI April 30, 2010

Totopine 

Adjective
Without considering how other people might feel.

A Totopine remark
Totopine behaviour/ignorance
A Totopine error of judgment
He made Totopine comments about her worn-out clothes.
Jesus Christ man! Stop being such an agnorant dick! You're such a Totopine.
Totopine by David Hoskins April 23, 2011
Basically a Wehraboo, except for Imperial Japan. The name is derived from Japanese Prime Minister and convicted war criminal Hideki Tojo

Common characteristics of Tojoboos include:
1. Justifying or even outright denying Japanese imperialism or war crimes, such as the Rape of Nanking.
2. If any mention of Japanese war crimes is brought up in their presence, they will either justify them, say that other countries also committed war crimes, or attack the other person.
3. Whine about how the Tokyo Trials were supposedly unfair and how convicted Japanese war criminals were actually innocent.
4. They will tend to use the "history is written by the victors" argument.
5. They are vocally anti-Korean, and also anti-Chinese to a lesser extent.
6. They will get defensive and angry when presented with any evidence they disagree with.

Tojoboos are commonly found in the YouTube comments of videos about World War II, Imperial Japan, or Japanese war crimes/war criminals.

Tojoboos may or may not be ethnically Japanese. They are also not to be confused with weeaboos, but it is possible for someone to be both.
Person 1: The Rape of Nanking never happened; it's all Chinese lies! All of the photo evidence is fake!

Person 2: The photographs were actually real, and there are numerous firsthand accounts of the event.

Person 1: Koreans chose to annex themselves to Japan! They did it peacefully at their own will, and most of them were pro-Japan! In fact, they benefited greatly from imperialism, so their hatred against Japan is completely unjustified!

Person 2: Sweet Jesus, you are a Tojoboo!
Tojoboo by meepmeep16 April 11, 2021

tokophobia 

Jill was terrified to be pregnant, as she had severe tokophobia.
tokophobia by lamps November 25, 2007
"Tortilla chips". Totopos should not be called "Tortilla chips". For the same reason "pizza" is Pizza" anywhere or "sushi" is "sushi", TOTOPOS should get to be TOTOPOS. Let´s "save" the word TOTOPOS, specially if you are visiting Mexico, dont ask for "tortilla chips" ask for "Totopos".
To the waiter: May I have some more "totopos", please?
At most mexican restaurants they serve Totopos and salsa at no charge.
totopos by arnulfo December 30, 2008
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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