toxoplasmosis

Flu-like cat shit disease

Guy: I heard you have toxoplasmosis
cat lady: yep
guy: back on the cat shit tootsie rolls again??
Cat lady: yep.

by Emily... she aint right February 6, 2014

Toxoplasmosis

Parasite that causes people to love cats. Roughly 1/3 of the population is affected.

"Oh my God this cat is so cute! Fuck, I just love cats!"

Yup... she's definitely infected with toxoplasmosis.

by Cheeweenie3 August 3, 2018

Toxoplasmosis

A word retards and misogynistic fags use as an excuse for putting down cats

I’m sensing a lot of toxoplasmosis here

by JimTheAsshole October 26, 2022

toxoplasmotic

referring to one who suffers an infection of the toxoplasmosis parasite commonly caught by humans from cats

Tigger is such a toxoplasmotic gimp
Yeah he should get rid of his cat and have his house fumigated thoroughly

by strum_aus August 5, 2010