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Flu-like cat shit disease
Guy: I heard you have toxoplasmosis
cat lady: yep
guy: back on the cat shit tootsie rolls again??
Cat lady: yep.
by Emily... she aint right February 06, 2014
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Parasite that causes people to love cats. Roughly 1/3 of the population is affected.
"Oh my God this cat is so cute! Fuck, I just love cats!"

Yup... she's definitely infected with toxoplasmosis.
by Cheeweenie3 August 03, 2018
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