Tomophone
(noun) A human, attempting to play jazz (music) and humour people on the internet, but failing to do so, which results in more hillarious outcomes.
Tomophone by Kanye Insurmountabliousness March 31, 2011
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Tomophone
5/10 times, you don't enjoy touching cock.
The other times, you do.
It'll make sense once u've taken it up the arse.
The other times, you do.
It'll make sense once u've taken it up the arse.
Tomophone by Dr Dr tomophone March 31, 2011
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Tomophone • tomphonery • homophone • homophonebic • homophoney • momophone • Nomophone • Tokophobe • Typophonegraphia • Tomos Jones
homophone
1:- A word that sounds the same as another, but has a different meaning.
2:- A telephone in the employ of a homosexual
2:- A telephone in the employ of a homosexual
homophone by Hefelumpman April 3, 2005
Homophone
Homophone- is a word that suggests or implies that that certain word is a word of gay like suggestive word.
Homophone by Lacy Dee Cunningham Knowles July 19, 2019
homophones
Differently spelled words that pronounce exactly the same.
Some common homophones include
- there, their, they’re
- your, you’re
- taught, taut, tot
- aunt, ant
- for, four, fore
- break, brake
- scent, cent, sent
- weather, whether
An alarmingly significant chunk of the English-speaking population seems to struggle with homophonic words, age surprisingly not playing a major factor.
Having the ability to correctly use homophones is a skill that’s heavily unappreciated and seems to be dying off slowly. Therefore, if one encounters an individual with such a rare skill, realize how potentially valuable that individual may be. This is especially true for younger people. In a world where smartphones autocorrect wrong spelling but fail to autocorrect wrong homophone usage, this is a skill that should be highly valued.
Some common homophones include
- there, their, they’re
- your, you’re
- taught, taut, tot
- aunt, ant
- for, four, fore
- break, brake
- scent, cent, sent
- weather, whether
An alarmingly significant chunk of the English-speaking population seems to struggle with homophonic words, age surprisingly not playing a major factor.
Having the ability to correctly use homophones is a skill that’s heavily unappreciated and seems to be dying off slowly. Therefore, if one encounters an individual with such a rare skill, realize how potentially valuable that individual may be. This is especially true for younger people. In a world where smartphones autocorrect wrong spelling but fail to autocorrect wrong homophone usage, this is a skill that should be highly valued.
Example 1 of incorrect usage of homophones
IMBECILE: Omggg your such a republikkkan if you don’t love Biden!!
NON-IMBECILE: *you’re
IMBECILE: I WILL REPORT YOU’RE COMMENT! MY FEELINGS ARE BEING HURT!!!
NON-IMBECILE: YOUR*
IMBECILE: proceeds to block
Example 2 of incorrect usage of homophones:
IMBECILE: Lol TYT always posts good stuff! There sooo smart and always know what’s up.
NON-IMBECILE: TYT is the definition of cringeworthy virtue-signaling. *They’re
IMBECILE: Shut up!! Their not virtue-signaling! There speaking the truth and not actually taking action and fighting injustice because they don’t need to!!
NON-IMBECILE: *They’re **They’re …FFS…
IMBECILE: Oh so now your a grammar nazi?! I’m not in English class so stfu!
NON-IMBECILE: *You’re. And I can clearly tell you’ve never taken English.
IMBECILE: Now your assuming my race!!? I reported you to Facebook!! Enjoy YOU’RE ban!!
NON-IMBECILE: Wait, what? Wow… you’re* YOUR*
IMBECILE: user proceeds to block and cowers to the nearest safe space
IMBECILE: Omggg your such a republikkkan if you don’t love Biden!!
NON-IMBECILE: *you’re
IMBECILE: I WILL REPORT YOU’RE COMMENT! MY FEELINGS ARE BEING HURT!!!
NON-IMBECILE: YOUR*
IMBECILE: proceeds to block
Example 2 of incorrect usage of homophones:
IMBECILE: Lol TYT always posts good stuff! There sooo smart and always know what’s up.
NON-IMBECILE: TYT is the definition of cringeworthy virtue-signaling. *They’re
IMBECILE: Shut up!! Their not virtue-signaling! There speaking the truth and not actually taking action and fighting injustice because they don’t need to!!
NON-IMBECILE: *They’re **They’re …FFS…
IMBECILE: Oh so now your a grammar nazi?! I’m not in English class so stfu!
NON-IMBECILE: *You’re. And I can clearly tell you’ve never taken English.
IMBECILE: Now your assuming my race!!? I reported you to Facebook!! Enjoy YOU’RE ban!!
NON-IMBECILE: Wait, what? Wow… you’re* YOUR*
IMBECILE: user proceeds to block and cowers to the nearest safe space
homophones by TheLumpyPumpkin July 22, 2022
homophone
homophone by spunko2014 January 14, 2011
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