torpenis 

its the torpedo toy in the pool but it looks like a penis. when held underwater and let go..its fast as lighting..try it on for size! women love the torpenis in the pool

Cole cant get enough of the torpenis in the pool!!!

torpenis by iheartcobravenom September 10, 2008

Toppenish 

A State in Washington were only three races exist- Mexican, Native, and Whites (Mostly Mexicans). A beautiful town until you get in the hood. You Have a higher chance to have a random native to get in your car than to get shot. At night don't worry about getting shot because the police is always on patrol. Just Kidding, always stay indoors and avoid talking to Alan and Eduardo. And think twice about going for a walk in red. Other than that, Toppenish is alright.

Person 1: Let's go to Toppenish!
Person 2: Alright!

Toppenish by Sid12 May 26, 2018

Toppenish Middle School 

Toppenish Middle School is a middle school in well.. toppenish. its pretty shitty especially since everyones hormones are acting up. some mfs think its cool to vape and others be having sex in the bathroom stalls but ykyk life is just like that ig.

Person: Yo did you go to Toppenish Middle School?

Person: yes, please don't make me remember that horrid school.

Toppenish Middle School by urmomsbffls November 4, 2021

Toppenish 

a small some what ghetto town in the state of Washington. Where its nice waking up to pissed natives on our sidewalks.

where the only true cholo is my G-ma with a broom stick..where its normal for Tweeked out people to get in your car the moment you park and the place that gets the most action all day is our local Toppenish SAFEWAY! its either ur co-workers mouths running or a fat lady running after the guy doing a beer run LMBO!

-Toppenish:
ex 1.

co-worker 1: omg sis u see what she wore last night to the partaaaay

co-worker 2: yup what was she thinking!

co-worker 3 aka BIG POPPA: DAMN that Shortay looked bomb last night why u all hattin

ex. 2

beer runner: (running)
fat lady: drop it!!!!!! drop it now!

(running) comes in (catching her breath) we just got robed

Toppenish by lina26 April 4, 2011

Tropenis

meaning that one's penis is so large, it seems to be three penis' morphed into one super large penis. It is from the origin of "tro" meaning enormous and "penis" meaning a male's genitalia.

"Oh my God, forgot Gary's parsnip, I want your tropenis!"

Tropenis by Toad Crack May 22, 2012

Thorpenis 

Thorpenis Is A Leg-End

That Guys A Total Thorpenis

Thorpenis by TheThorpenis April 2, 2022

Tarpenis 

Short, stumpy PP. Pubes surrounding are a mix mix of grey and black. Smells of a chicken coop and smegma.

He wagged his tarpenis in her face.

Tarpenis by HotCarl88 April 17, 2025