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Teched
"Teched" :
"I got teched": getting screwed or fucked over due to a technology device or technology software not working properly.
Example: "Peter got teched when he spent all morning trying to reset his email and was late for work; he kept getting messages saying (try again later)"
"I got teched": getting screwed or fucked over due to a technology device or technology software not working properly.
Example: "Peter got teched when he spent all morning trying to reset his email and was late for work; he kept getting messages saying (try again later)"
Teched by Pedrosride April 26, 2019
Related Words
Teched • teched off • Teched out • teched up • TechEdu • Tech Editor • JFGI, tech edition • teached • techer • teshed
teched off
I was so teched off when I saw Ben texting as I told him about my brother's upcoming operation.
We got teched off when those morons sitting next to us at the coffee shop were both making cellphone calls and talking ridiculously loudly.
The professor was teched off when she discovered most her students were gchatting during her lectures.
We got teched off when those morons sitting next to us at the coffee shop were both making cellphone calls and talking ridiculously loudly.
The professor was teched off when she discovered most her students were gchatting during her lectures.
teched off by Doe Ray July 30, 2009
Teched out
To be fully dressed in clothing that is from Virginia Tech (Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University)or VT colors. (Maroon and Orange)
It is often worn in rememberance of the tradgedy on April 16, 2007, when a guy went on a shooting spree killing 33, including himself. Which made it the largest columbine ever in a school.
It is often worn in rememberance of the tradgedy on April 16, 2007, when a guy went on a shooting spree killing 33, including himself. Which made it the largest columbine ever in a school.
Sara: Yo, did you see Brenden?
Mike: He was SO Teched out today!
It's April 16, everyone should be mad Teched out today!
Mike: He was SO Teched out today!
It's April 16, everyone should be mad Teched out today!
Teched out by Santia April 2, 2008
Teched Out
Being really high on meth.
Ron: Hey Jimmy, how was that party last night?
Jimmy: It was going good until I got teched out and started picking the bedbugs off of the floor thinking they were more meth.
Jimmy: It was going good until I got teched out and started picking the bedbugs off of the floor thinking they were more meth.
Teched Out by DannyDanko April 26, 2019
teched off
I was teched off when the company bought robots that could do my job faster and better than I could.
It was cheaper for my boss to use a computer program than to keep me employed, so I was teched off.
It was cheaper for my boss to use a computer program than to keep me employed, so I was teched off.
teched off by Gwendanor September 1, 2016
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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