taserness

used to define the amount of tase ability that something has. a certain degree of shock, from being tased

Hailey: "Jamie, feed her another tase-cookie"
Jamie: "but that amount of taserness could really injure Mariah"
Hailey: "that is a chance I am willing to take"

taserness by Hailey+Jamie December 18, 2008

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Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness

A round cookie given to someone for accomplishing some task.

Congratulations on winning the ping-pong tournament. You are hereby awarded the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness.

Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness by Tom from March 27, 2007

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Toasterness

The essence and usefulness of a toaster. Toasterness is like matter, it cannot be created or destroyed; In the theoretical sense the optimal expected outcome of a toaster.

Don't worry about borrowing my toaster, you wont use any of the toasterness.

Toasterness by Hughlauriesmistress October 22, 2009

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typerness

when you get hyper on the key board,
you start typing random words to people :).

Ray- Hi
Marissa- Hey.
Ray- Whats up son?
Marissa- Nothing apple grape orange.
Ray- what?
Marissa- Milk cow friend myspace pee.
Ray- Ok...
Marissa- blah lick dark place hot bird key what?
Ray- Right so are you on crack?
Marissa- No sorry i have Typerness :)
Ray- Right, soo..

typerness by Marizzle1234 March 17, 2008