Toaster Strudeled

When a male ejaculates onto his partner, giving her the appearance of being freshly iced like a toaster strudel. Then begins to talk about feeling so that the female remains trapped there like prey.
Nina: Yeah, he totally toaster strudeled me last night and I had to friendzone him and couldn’t leave.
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n. (tō′stər - stro̅o̅d′l) a. The sexual act of making a design with your semen on your partner (usually while ejaculating), much like you would make a design with the icing on a Toaster Strudel.
Tim: Hey John, did you go home with that slutty waitress last night?

John: Yeah, I gave that bitch a Toaster Strudel.
by YDM May 26, 2014
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The most dank-ass pastry one can buy from a supermarket. Fried dough on the outside and delicious jam sauce in the inside. The better version of poptart.
What's that chronic pastry you got?
Its a toaster strudel brah
by isjfoidsj1290e October 04, 2013
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To "Toaster Strudel" is to ejaculate on your partners chest or back in a wavy pattern which mirrors a toaster strudel.
Hey Naomi, Do you want to make a toaster strudel?
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Mom: Hey kids, I bought Toaster Strudel.
Kids: Yes!!!
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n
A delicious pastry, far superior in manufacture to the Pop Tart.
I would like to eat that Toaster Strudel, please.
by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004
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When you cum over a girl so much it looks like you covered her with cum like you cover a toaster strudel with icing.
I came so much over jenny that she looked like a toaster strudel.
by Polley July 06, 2006
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