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Toastdust

Tiny particles of toast that you don't notice until you choke on them.
Friend 1 - "woah, what are you choking on?"
Friend 2 - "Toast...*cough*...toastdust..."
by anthubc2010_toastdust October 10, 2010
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Toastmasters International

A non-profit organization developing public speaking and leadership skills through practice and feedback in local clubs since 1924.

This has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with an international legion of superheroes that control toast in any of its forms.
Girl that runs up waving a Toastmasters International pen: "Toastmasters... International. Wait for it, it'll all make sense. They're a team of superhumans that control TOAST! Isn't that AWESOME?"

You: "No. It won't. That's not what they are."
by KowwsRule April 22, 2011
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toastmaster

toastmaster is a form of:

toast·mas·ter Noun /ˈtōs(t)ˌmastər/
toastmasters plural

An official responsible for proposing toasts, introducing speakers, and making other formal announcements at a large social event

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Toastmasters International (TI) is a nonprofit educational organization that operates clubs worldwide for the purpose of helping members improve their communication, public speaking and leadership skills. ...

toastmaster - the person who proposes toasts and introduces speakers at a banquet

Toastmaster is a general term, prevalent in the United States in the middle 20th century, referring to a person in charge of the proceedings of a public speaking event. ...

Toastmaster started out in 1921 as the name of one of the world's first automatic electric toasters for home use, the . Since then the Toastmaster brand has been used on a wide range of small kitchen appliances , such as coffee makers, waffle irons, toasters, and blenders.

toastmaster - A member designated to act as the meeting host, introducing the different segments and participants in the evening's program.
Hi is a best toastmaster.
Toastmaster is in my kitchen.
by sokratbg April 13, 2011
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mostest with the toastest

A phrase used to mock oneself, or to express sarcasm in a situation that is normally serious.
Man #1: "I am SO hungry!

Man #2: "No way! I'm the mostest with the toastest!"

Man#1: "Hah! by his use of sarcasm, I can tell that in reality, I am hungrier!"
by Mr. Squrimy June 18, 2009
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Toastbuster

An organisation dedicated to seeking out and removing spectres and spirits from the breakfast table.
Who you gonna call? TOASTBUSTERS!
by Grandmaster Flash April 12, 2005
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toastmuseum

A fictitious place for storing fictitious objects.
James keeps all his rugby trophies in the toastmuseum.

You can see the flying turtles in the toastmuseum.
by EddingtonPD August 26, 2009
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ToasterSteve

A suicide method in which one uses a toaster to set their bed on fire and crawls under it, while live streaming on webcam.

High probability of survival.

Invented on 4chan.
ToasterSteve feigned bringing lulz to 4chan by camwhoring the most half-assed suicide attempt in history.
by thoribae October 11, 2018
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