toastist 

An abject aversion to toasted breads. Generally accompanied by shaming of those who toast their breads.

While on vacation with a friend, he made a rather toastist remark at breakfast.

toastist by -MIKE-T March 15, 2023

mostest with the toastest 

A phrase used to mock oneself, or to express sarcasm in a situation that is normally serious.

Man #1: "I am SO hungry!

Man #2: "No way! I'm the mostest with the toastest!"

Man#1: "Hah! by his use of sarcasm, I can tell that in reality, I am hungrier!"

mostest with the toastest by Mr. Squrimy June 18, 2009

Toastitude 

Shortened form of the commonly used phrase 'toast with attitude'. An adjective or noun used to describe or define toast that is absolutely bad-ass.

Dude, that toast I had for breakfast had some serious toastitude, there was butter EVERYWHERE!
Damn, that was some fine toastitude I had for breakfast this morning.

Toastitude by Goodnight Vienna March 5, 2011

Tastist 

a person who believes that a particular taste is superior to another

Jimmy: Hey Chris, you want to go grab some brunch? The diner around the corner has some great French Toast.
Chris: Yeah no thanks. I only eat spicy foods. I find the other tastes to be inferior.
Jimmy: You're such a tastist.

Tastist by FJA4 January 8, 2015

ToastStack 

A person that Sounds out a word and played it off as a joke and said that the person is purposely doing it

Person1:So do you undrrrsrtan what photoshintesis
Person2:What did you just type??
Person1: that's just how I spell
Person2: you're being a ToastStack again

ToastStack by kcatStsaoT June 18, 2019

Toastism

an extreme form of racism created by Toaster, most of the time used in a joking sense when referring to a racist moment.

Wow Toast, you just had to do a toastism?

Toastism by OV3RSHOT July 25, 2025