toastist

An abject aversion to toasted breads. Generally accompanied by shaming of those who toast their breads.

While on vacation with a friend, he made a rather toastist remark at breakfast.

by -MIKE-T March 15, 2023

mostest with the toastest

A phrase used to mock oneself, or to express sarcasm in a situation that is normally serious.

Man #1: "I am SO hungry!

Man #2: "No way! I'm the mostest with the toastest!"

Man#1: "Hah! by his use of sarcasm, I can tell that in reality, I am hungrier!"

by Mr. Squrimy June 18, 2009

Toastitude

Shortened form of the commonly used phrase 'toast with attitude'. An adjective or noun used to describe or define toast that is absolutely bad-ass.

Dude, that toast I had for breakfast had some serious toastitude, there was butter EVERYWHERE!
Damn, that was some fine toastitude I had for breakfast this morning.

by Goodnight Vienna March 5, 2011

Tastist

a person who believes that a particular taste is superior to another

Jimmy: Hey Chris, you want to go grab some brunch? The diner around the corner has some great French Toast.
Chris: Yeah no thanks. I only eat spicy foods. I find the other tastes to be inferior.
Jimmy: You're such a tastist.

by FJA4 January 8, 2015

ToastStack

A person that Sounds out a word and played it off as a joke and said that the person is purposely doing it

Person1:So do you undrrrsrtan what photoshintesis
Person2:What did you just type??
Person1: that's just how I spell
Person2: you're being a ToastStack again

by kcatStsaoT June 18, 2019

Toastism

an extreme form of racism created by Toaster, most of the time used in a joking sense when referring to a racist moment.

Wow Toast, you just had to do a toastism?

by OV3RSHOT July 25, 2025