Toarf

A word to describe a man with a rather small penis.

"Yes my ex had a litetal toarf"

by YuukiIncubus December 23, 2022

tarfun

Things Are Really Fucked Up Now

Oh my god TARFUN. What can we do.

by Senior Diablo July 1, 2005

TARFU

Also stands for "Totally And Royally Fucked Up"

In the 1944 U.S. Army animated short The Three Brothers,a character named Fubar is a brother of Private Snafu (Situation Normal, All Fucked Up) and Tarfu (Things Are Really Fucked Up, or Totally and Royally Fucked Up)

by jjake47 September 9, 2010

TARFU

Things Are Really Fucked Up

by Karsoe March 1, 2003

TWARF

a small cowering awkaward fragile creature that originates from asia. this creature is only a twarf on twensday but on thriday it becomes thrarf. this cycle ontinues through all the days of the week unitl it becomes a twarf again. at this point it repeats the process.

i hear there's a twarf in atlanta

by Sir keefer talyor January 11, 2008

TARFUN FISHMO

acronym. Things Are Really Fucked Up Now Fuck It Shit Happens Move On;

1.a state of mind or philosophy that in reality is as close as the average person will get to a zen like state of being
2. A condition of being that while able to get worse is best left alone before it does...

zen philosophy fucked

"I just lost my job, my home, and my family....oh well TARFUN FISHMO"

tarfun fishmo

by buzzbomb84 November 18, 2012

torfeculating

The act of calculating or planning a so called "clever" scheme (usually about getting laid) that is just a sign of how stupid and lame-brained the torfeculator really is.

The lame-brained schemer is called a torfus. George Costanza on Seinfeld was a real torfus.

While Jason spent all afternoon torfeculating about getting into his girlfriend's pants at the drive-in movie that night, he didn't realize that she was bringing her younger sister and cousin with her.

by charminglyrude July 7, 2010