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A word to describe a man with a rather small penis.
"Yes my ex had a litetal toarf"
Toarf by YuukiIncubus December 23, 2022
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Oh my god TARFUN. What can we do.
tarfun by Senior Diablo July 1, 2005
Related Words
Toarf tarf torf TARFU Toaf TWARF tarfa tofarfi torfro TARFAARD
Also stands for "Totally And Royally Fucked Up"
In the 1944 U.S. Army animated short The Three Brothers,a character named Fubar is a brother of Private Snafu (Situation Normal, All Fucked Up) and Tarfu (Things Are Really Fucked Up, or Totally and Royally Fucked Up)
TARFU by jjake47 September 9, 2010
TARFU by Karsoe March 1, 2003
a small cowering awkaward fragile creature that originates from asia. this creature is only a twarf on twensday but on thriday it becomes thrarf. this cycle ontinues through all the days of the week unitl it becomes a twarf again. at this point it repeats the process.
i hear there's a twarf in atlanta
TWARF by Sir keefer talyor January 11, 2008

TARFUN FISHMO 

acronym. Things Are Really Fucked Up Now Fuck It Shit Happens Move On;

1.a state of mind or philosophy that in reality is as close as the average person will get to a zen like state of being
2. A condition of being that while able to get worse is best left alone before it does...

zen philosophy fucked
"I just lost my job, my home, and my family....oh well TARFUN FISHMO"

tarfun fishmo
TARFUN FISHMO by buzzbomb84 November 18, 2012

torfeculating 

The act of calculating or planning a so called "clever" scheme (usually about getting laid) that is just a sign of how stupid and lame-brained the torfeculator really is.

The lame-brained schemer is called a torfus. George Costanza on Seinfeld was a real torfus.
While Jason spent all afternoon torfeculating about getting into his girlfriend's pants at the drive-in movie that night, he didn't realize that she was bringing her younger sister and cousin with her.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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