tarf

I was praying it was her pet dog, but given the smell, I was pretty sure she was the one who had tarfed.
by Bob Boston May 09, 2003
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A fart which can make you vomit within 10 seconds of excretion.
The tarf is very strong, is it not brian?
by Brian November 21, 2004
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Johnny went to the zoo's monkey cage and tarfed to gorgorth.
by Communist Lambchop June 12, 2010
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Like a fart, but backwards. Instead of expelling gas out of the anus, you would suck air into the ass. (verb)
I was at church the other day and I cut a raging, mega-huge egg fart during communion. But luckily I was able to tarf afterwards to save everyone on my "pew" from smelling it.
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When a dyslexic person misspells "fart."
"Yeh, I delggig elihw ehs saw no ym pal dna I yltnedicca tel tuo a yrebbulf tarf. Spoow, I naem traf lol! Gnissarrabme ni htob sdrager )*: ." -Dyslexic person
by Jsneezy December 18, 2009
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usually any kid who thinks hes awesome, likes making venn diagrams, is a wookie / jigglypuff. also tends to enjoy playing Zelda all day, and sleeps in the nude.
In a recent news update, Sean is a tarf.
by woman 1 December 03, 2006
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Of or relating to any subject regarding to a fraternal matter; frat; fratty
These shorts are tarfy as hell
by A frat brah March 25, 2009
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