tarf

forceful rancid fart

I was praying it was her pet dog, but given the smell, I was pretty sure she was the one who had tarfed.

by Bob Boston May 9, 2003

tarf

A fart which can make you vomit within 10 seconds of excretion.

The tarf is very strong, is it not brian?

by Brian November 21, 2004

tarf

retarded monkey molesting satanist.

Johnny went to the zoo's monkey cage and tarfed to gorgorth.

by Communist Lambchop June 14, 2010

tarf

Like a fart, but backwards. Instead of expelling gas out of the anus, you would suck air into the ass. (verb)

I was at church the other day and I cut a raging, mega-huge egg fart during communion. But luckily I was able to tarf afterwards to save everyone on my "pew" from smelling it.

by Mike Melton (aka your dad) August 3, 2007

tarf

When a dyslexic person misspells "fart."

"Yeh, I delggig elihw ehs saw no ym pal dna I yltnedicca tel tuo a yrebbulf tarf. Spoow, I naem traf lol! Gnissarrabme ni htob sdrager )*: ." -Dyslexic person

by Jsneezy December 18, 2009

tarf

usually any kid who thinks hes awesome, likes making venn diagrams, is a wookie / jigglypuff. also tends to enjoy playing Zelda all day, and sleeps in the nude.

In a recent news update, Sean is a tarf.

by woman 1 December 6, 2006

Tarf

Of or relating to any subject regarding to a fraternal matter; frat; fratty

These shorts are tarfy as hell

by A frat brah March 27, 2009