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The act of calculating or planning a so called "clever" scheme (usually about getting laid) that is just a sign of how stupid and lame-brained the torfeculator really is.

The lame-brained schemer is called a torfus. George Costanza on Seinfeld was a real torfus.
While Jason spent all afternoon torfeculating about getting into his girlfriend's pants at the drive-in movie that night, he didn't realize that she was bringing her younger sister and cousin with her.
by charminglyrude July 03, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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