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Toad is a fun loving, compassionate and caring weapon of mass destruction.
Toad is everyone's best friend. Always ready to listen, share and love.
But treat with caution, Toads are also known to unleash chaos with little or no warning.
Toads can fuck shit up beyond recognition. You have heard the expression "as mad as a box of frogs"... well a box of Toads would lead to Armageddon. Don't put Toads in a box. Love and play with them.
Beware. Toad. is on the loose
Do not feed the Toad.
Ah Toad. you give the best hugs
Toad. by aztec_ranger June 23, 2020
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Toad is a fun loving, compassionate and caring weapon of mass destruction.
Toad is everyone's best friend. Always ready to listen, share and love.
But treat with caution, Toads are also known to unleash chaos with little or no warning.
Toads can fuck shit up beyond recognition. You have heard the expression "as mad as a box of frogs"... well a box of Toads would lead to Armageddon. Don't put Toads in a box. Love and play with them.
Beware. Toad. is on the loose
Do not feed the Toad.
Ah Toad. you give the best hugs
Toad. by aztec_ranger June 23, 2020
A "Toad" is a human with "Toad Like" Qualities.

Toads are stern, greedy and will Fuck You Over anytime they can.

Also, some people look like Toads as their "Troll Like" Qualities overtake their Appearance as they Get Older.
"Reiner is one, nasty Toad. He sure has Fucked over a lot of people in his day."
Toad by Simple Clara November 13, 2013
(N.) The guardian/assistant of Peach Toadstool, the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. About 2'6", and 50 lbs. He's a member of his race called the "Toads," who are elfish-like people with Mushroom heads ( or maybe they're hats. I dunno. )

His name is kind of like how "Guy" or "Man" is a name to us, even though it's what we are. His age is very indetermined, much like Santa's Elves. He could be anywhere between 8 and 38. On the old TV series in the early 90's, he was at least old enough to drive, but in the new "Anime-Style" video games, he's very young, like around age 6, as his voice is very high-pitched.
Toad belongs to a race named the Toads. He can be played in Super Mario Kart 64.
Toad by G-Union June 6, 2003
1. a person who is slow and lazy

2. one who is thinking about sex constantly and relating it to everything
1. You can call your friend a toad when they are being lazy, such as procrastinating on an assignment.

2. Person A: Those tight pants look really good on you.

Person B: don't be a toad
toad by smiglet March 20, 2022
A large woman who walks slowly down the street. The combination of her large size and slow speed make it difficult to pass her on a standard sidewalk.

A normally paced walker will easily catch up to the slow and wide walker, but, unfortunately, it will be nearly impossible to pass the slow and wide walker because the sidewalk is too narrow. The normally paced walker will have to stop to give the slow and wide walker space between the two walkers. Then the normally paced walker will catch up again, thus repeating the cycle. This repeated stop and catch up and stop action is similar to a toad is hopping slowly down a sidewalk.
Charles Wellington IV was late for his important Madison Avenue appointment because he got caught behind a toad off the subway. He could not pass her on the busy street, and the toad had no inclination that there was a man who was walking like a normal person behind her.
Toad by HarlemHarrier May 11, 2011
general derogatory term used to denote a stupid, foolish, rude, or otherwise undesirable individual. among friends, can also be used affectionately. usually used as a noun, but can also be used as an adjective.
i can't believe you said that, you are such a toad.

get out of my way, you huge toad.

i'm sorry your parents grounded you, that is so toad.
toad by toadfacemcgee April 10, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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