Toad-in-the-hole
When you drop a big, fat steaming stool into a cavernous cunt. Thus, making the shit resemble the sausage in a toad-in-the-hole.
Toad-in-the-hole by Captain Butt Soup December 17, 2017
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Toad In The Hole
Toad in the hole is an English name for meat, sausage or lamb cutlets baked in batter. It is also an egg sautéed in a hole cut from a piece of bread and a traditional British dish that consists of sausages in Yorkshire pudding mix.
Toad In The Hole by kingmustard May 4, 2005
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toad in the hole
The phenomenom that occurs when a very small penis is inserted into a vagina and does not touch any part of it, thereby giving neither party stimulation.
toad in the hole by beeyebickiebuy April 19, 2006
Toad in the hole
A human defecation in a golf green hole hot gopher that has cooled, hardened and is a little slimy like the physical texture of a toad.
Also, a British sausage dish of similar quality - usually the last option on the menu and the waitstaff usually deters patrons from picking it unless said patrons are being a-holes.
Also, a British sausage dish of similar quality - usually the last option on the menu and the waitstaff usually deters patrons from picking it unless said patrons are being a-holes.
“Nice chip, Dave - looks like it’s in the hole but the pin is keeping it from falling.” (Dave walks up to the hole) “No Gary, it’s...something...else...” (reaches in with two fingers to grab ball) “hmm not sure what it is in there but it’s a little squishy.” (Pulls ball out with a small poo stain on one side of the ball...notices a stink and sniffs it) “Aw fuck! Some dbag hot gophered this yesterday and it fucking turned into a fucking toad in the hole! (Gary laughs) “Oh you think that’s funny Gary - catch!”
Toad in the hole by Duckfartsoup April 30, 2020
Toad in the Hole
When you have a small, mushroom shaped penis that resembles the Nintendo character Toad and you insert it into a woman that you have paid to keep quiet about the encounter.
Toad in the Hole by GFMercy October 5, 2018
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Toad in the hole by Nonstickpan May 12, 2019
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