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to fart without shitting 

to talk about or plan on doing some activity with others whithout going through with it; especially if this hapens at the last moment.
Example 1:

John: Carmela keeps saying she wants to go for dinner with me, but then she always rainchecks last minute.

James: Man, you shouldn't take that shit. She farts without shitting, man!

Example 2:

Bob: Jim said was gonna come along tonight, but then he totally ditched us yet again! That is to fart without shitting, man!

to fart or not to fart 

Questionable farts that make you wonder how they will come out, usually it is a safe bet but every once in a while the result is dis-ass-terous
I am having a to fart or not to fart moment, is it worth it?
Only at home
to fart or not to fart by gasshole October 26, 2011

dropping your pants to fart 

A Chinese expression used to indicate that some action is a complete waste of time.
Preparing these reports early is like dropping your pants to fart.

fart-to-fart 

a fartwarming experience in which two dudes trade farts
John and I did a fart-to-fart greeting.

Let's do a fart-to-fart!
fart-to-fart by glitterchopsticks December 26, 2009

I want to fart, fart, fart where the Sun don’t shine 

I want to fart, fart, fart where the Sun don’t shine

drops by to fart in the hallway 

When someone very rarely interacts with you on social media, but when they do it's to say something bitchy or mildly unkind.
Brodie likes to pretend we're friends, but he only ever drops by to fart in the hallway.