To Bench
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to Park-bench
To have strong enough feelings for someone that you would have sex on a park bench.
Synonyms: Make love, Romantic sex, Romantical, intimate
Antonyms: Booty Call, One night stand
Synonyms: Make love, Romantic sex, Romantical, intimate
Antonyms: Booty Call, One night stand
Jimmy: "aren't we going a little fast here? i want this to be special."
Alexandria: "Oh, you mean you want to park-bench?"
Alexandria: "Oh, you mean you want to park-bench?"
to Park-bench by DirtyHot February 2, 2012
Related Words
To Bench • to Park-bench • going to the beach • Back to the beach Bitch • go to the beach and wait for the tsunami • Taking My Talents to South Beach • Take My Talents To South Beach • takin my talents to south beach • dont bring sand to the beach • Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
take my talents to South Beach
Euphemism for masturbate. Coined by LeBron James during his "The Decision" broadcast on July 8, 2010. Definition as suggested by Glenn Jamieson of Perth, Australia in Bill Simmons's ESPN blog, 7/9/10.
Person A: What are you doing tomorrow?
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.
LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.
LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.
take my talents to South Beach by B. Lumbergh July 11, 2010
I'm going to take my talents to South Beach
The infamous words uttered by LeBron James as he broke the hearts of every person in the Cleveland area, that shall henceforth be a euphemism for Masturbation.
Mike has been in a long drought and ended up striking out last night too. So he went home, put on some porn, and said to himself, "I'm going to take my talents to South Beach"
I'm going to take my talents to South Beach by blaze1984 July 11, 2010
going to the beach
"Dude, i'm going to the beach this weekend, wanna come?"
"Hell yeah man! I'll bring my own pail and shovel! (wink wink)"
"Hell yeah man! I'll bring my own pail and shovel! (wink wink)"
going to the beach by BlackHash October 8, 2009
dont bring sand to the beach
dont bring sand to the beach by matthew w.brown November 14, 2007
I'm taking my talents to south beach.
Janette: So are you going out tonight?
Erica: Nah, I think I'll stay in - I'm taking my talents to south beach.
Erica: Nah, I think I'll stay in - I'm taking my talents to south beach.
I'm taking my talents to south beach. by Blabbidy July 10, 2010
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