To Bed
To Bed by ToBedIsToBe June 16, 2014
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to bed someone
To lay them down by the fire. To make sweet passionate love to someone. Or if a female beds another female, to 69 for hours before the BDSM starts. Good for couples to try
"I'd love to bed someone. Especially that Rebecca girl!"
Emily: Stacy I really want to bed someone
Stacy: I'll get the whips!!
Raquel: hunny I love you... But I really want to bed someone. A girl preferred
James: that's fine but you have to let me watch
Emily: Stacy I really want to bed someone
Stacy: I'll get the whips!!
Raquel: hunny I love you... But I really want to bed someone. A girl preferred
James: that's fine but you have to let me watch
to bed someone by Um🏈freak June 26, 2014
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to bed someone
In short, to have sexual intercourse with someone, regardless of gender (and age in specific cases).
to bed someone by sorrower July 9, 2023
Grandma's gone to bed
An expression used to hint that a certain idea is obsolete and anyone in their right mind would retire it immediately.
Person 1: I heard all gays are pedophiles too.
Person 2: I don't think anyone's believed that since the 60's.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: Yeah. I think grandma's gone to bed on that one.
Person 2: I don't think anyone's believed that since the 60's.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: Yeah. I think grandma's gone to bed on that one.
Grandma's gone to bed by helyllefilten July 14, 2016
Going to bed
What someone says they will do when they are about to jerkofff. They probably don't sleep for another hour
Going to bed by Teenager16 April 12, 2021
Go To Bed
Go To Bed by Walish Brooks January 14, 2008
go to bed bro
A term usually exchanged between gamers who are Cat-Assing late at night, when it is said it often starts an unofficial and unspoken competition, the goal of which is to stay up as late as possible.
Older gamers may also say this to squeakers at 7pm-8pm pointing out that (normal) children of this age go to bed around this time, this usually enrages them....
Older gamers may also say this to squeakers at 7pm-8pm pointing out that (normal) children of this age go to bed around this time, this usually enrages them....
Gamer 1:Uggh, i'm so tired.
Gamer 2: Dude, just go to bed bro.
Gamer 1: Nah, bro i'm fine.
Gamer 1: Go to bed bro.
Gamer 2 (squeaker): Fuck you, I will come to your house and rape your mom.
Gamer 1: Lol.
Gamer 2: Dude, just go to bed bro.
Gamer 1: Nah, bro i'm fine.
Gamer 1: Go to bed bro.
Gamer 2 (squeaker): Fuck you, I will come to your house and rape your mom.
Gamer 1: Lol.
go to bed bro by the man who laughs April 27, 2012
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