A sexual position variation on the traditional Pterodactyl and Eiffel Tower.

1. A girl or guy is on all fours, similar to how he/she would position themselves for doggy style sex. This person is the middleman/woman. Another guy stands in front and 1 more each on the left and right. A blowjob is given to the man in the center while the guys on the left and right each receive handjobs.

This gives you the Pterodactyl, as the middleman bobbing his/her head up and down while jerking off the guys on the left and right resembles the prehistoric creature of flight.

2. A guy (or girl with strap on dildo) then positions him/herself behind the middleman/woman and has sex in doggy style position.

3. The resulting effect is 4 people surrounding the one in the middle giving the 2 handjobs, 1 blowjob, and receiving doggy style sex. All four people on the outside then put all their hands raised towards the middle of the circle to form a tower over the person in the center.

A variation called the "fruit loop" can be added where another ring of guys/girls surround the first circle and have sex in doggy style position. This gives you one middleman/woman, an inner circle, and an outer circle - for a total of 9 people in the party.

"Dude, nice Eiffel Tower the other night."

"Yea, but the 4 of us really need to try the Towerdactyl on Kim."

Towerdactyl by tiltmoney2 March 1, 2010

Twerd

1. A twilight nerd

2. A nerd and "some other word combined." (This is definition might have come from the 1st one, but the people who haven't read Twilight or New Moon or Eclipse do not understand.)

Person 1: Oh my Cullen, I just got an Edward and Bella t-shirt!!

Person 2: Really?! Gimme gimme gimme!!!

Person 3: You both are such twerds

Person 1 and 2: Grrrr!!!

Twerd by Twerd May 26, 2008

Twerd

This is the definition of a person who deludes themself into thinking that the story of a Jacob, a big buff hairy dogman, Edward, a skinny pale stoner-looking neck biter and Bella,a deep voiced necropheliac is THE best thing to ever happen in cinematic history.

Twerd: 'Mam I'm a Twerd!'
Mam: 'I shoulda used a latex...'

Twerd by Boshellecta. July 19, 2010

towerdiving

Towerdiving:(Fantasy extreme sport)
Jumping off a tall tower and teleporting back to the top just before you hit the ground. The taller the tower, the more likely you are to survive. Minimum safe height to practice this feat is about 3 stories.
It helps if teleporting is an innate power.

Shaine Melli Coradara, half drow raised near Trademeet, Amn, has set the record of doing it off a short, single story barn without a scratch.

Be careful when you towerdive!

towerdiving by DragonGirl May 24, 2005

tierd

what retarded 14 year old kids write to say they're "tired" in an attempt to look "cool" or "1337", but they end up looking like a dyslexic piece of poser shit.

myspace update:W0W 1M $0 tierd!!!111ONEONE!1
me and anyone else with a decent understanding of grammar or with a brain:just stop it PLEASE.lrn2spellcheck.

tierd by budda121 May 27, 2009

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026