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Towerdactyl
A sexual position variation on the traditional Pterodactyl and Eiffel Tower.
1. A girl or guy is on all fours, similar to how he/she would position themselves for doggy style sex. This person is the middleman/woman. Another guy stands in front and 1 more each on the left and right. A blowjob is given to the man in the center while the guys on the left and right each receive handjobs.
This gives you the Pterodactyl, as the middleman bobbing his/her head up and down while jerking off the guys on the left and right resembles the prehistoric creature of flight.
2. A guy (or girl with strap on dildo) then positions him/herself behind the middleman/woman and has sex in doggy style position.
3. The resulting effect is 4 people surrounding the one in the middle giving the 2 handjobs, 1 blowjob, and receiving doggy style sex. All four people on the outside then put all their hands raised towards the middle of the circle to form a tower over the person in the center.
A variation called the "fruit loop" can be added where another ring of guys/girls surround the first circle and have sex in doggy style position. This gives you one middleman/woman, an inner circle, and an outer circle - for a total of 9 people in the party.
1. A girl or guy is on all fours, similar to how he/she would position themselves for doggy style sex. This person is the middleman/woman. Another guy stands in front and 1 more each on the left and right. A blowjob is given to the man in the center while the guys on the left and right each receive handjobs.
This gives you the Pterodactyl, as the middleman bobbing his/her head up and down while jerking off the guys on the left and right resembles the prehistoric creature of flight.
2. A guy (or girl with strap on dildo) then positions him/herself behind the middleman/woman and has sex in doggy style position.
3. The resulting effect is 4 people surrounding the one in the middle giving the 2 handjobs, 1 blowjob, and receiving doggy style sex. All four people on the outside then put all their hands raised towards the middle of the circle to form a tower over the person in the center.
A variation called the "fruit loop" can be added where another ring of guys/girls surround the first circle and have sex in doggy style position. This gives you one middleman/woman, an inner circle, and an outer circle - for a total of 9 people in the party.
"Dude, nice Eiffel Tower the other night."
"Yea, but the 4 of us really need to try the Towerdactyl on Kim."
"Yea, but the 4 of us really need to try the Towerdactyl on Kim."
Towerdactyl by tiltmoney2 March 1, 2010
Twerd
1. A twilight nerd
2. A nerd and "some other word combined." (This is definition might have come from the 1st one, but the people who haven't read Twilight or New Moon or Eclipse do not understand.)
2. A nerd and "some other word combined." (This is definition might have come from the 1st one, but the people who haven't read Twilight or New Moon or Eclipse do not understand.)
Twerd
This is the definition of a person who deludes themself into thinking that the story of a Jacob, a big buff hairy dogman, Edward, a skinny pale stoner-looking neck biter and Bella,a deep voiced necropheliac is THE best thing to ever happen in cinematic history.
Twerd by Boshellecta. July 19, 2010
towerdiving
Towerdiving:(Fantasy extreme sport)
Jumping off a tall tower and teleporting back to the top just before you hit the ground. The taller the tower, the more likely you are to survive. Minimum safe height to practice this feat is about 3 stories.
It helps if teleporting is an innate power.
Jumping off a tall tower and teleporting back to the top just before you hit the ground. The taller the tower, the more likely you are to survive. Minimum safe height to practice this feat is about 3 stories.
It helps if teleporting is an innate power.
Shaine Melli Coradara, half drow raised near Trademeet, Amn, has set the record of doing it off a short, single story barn without a scratch.
Be careful when you towerdive!
Be careful when you towerdive!
towerdiving by DragonGirl May 24, 2005
tierd
what retarded 14 year old kids write to say they're "tired" in an attempt to look "cool" or "1337", but they end up looking like a dyslexic piece of poser shit.