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Titty Monger 

A titty monger is a person who is horny. A horny bastard. To be a titty monger means that person is a male and looking for some sort of female play.
Person 1: we going out to the bar tn?
P2: yes but alex john and eric is coming.
P1: fuckk Eric is always such a titty monger and doesnt hang w the boys
P2: fr that alc makes him such a monger
Titty Monger by Shoma Tech August 24, 2025

Titty Mongrel 

A bastardization of the phrases "Titty Monger" or "Tit Monger", used to describe a large-busted woman of relaxed moral character who frequented the dorms and fraternity houses of Colgate University in the late 80's and early 90's.
Scott C. and Scotty J. both hooked up with the Titty Mongrel after doing a few naked beer slides last night at OX.
Titty Mongrel by Fast Bobby January 27, 2004

tity monger 

1. A bargaining merchant of tits

2. One who frequently screws tits
1. That tity monger set up a stand where he sold tits at various prices.

2. That tity monger couldn't get enough of her tits, he fucked them all night long.
tity monger by Nick and Mike September 5, 2007

titty mongar 

Titty Mongar is a ssssilly little animal that runs around the forest all day looking for little girls to gnaw on their boobies. It rips the boobies off the unsespecting girls and takes it back to their little nest high in the heavens of the clouds to eat them, for all to see.
get back to the tent girls, theres a titty mongar out there!
titty mongar by Ballison May 31, 2006

titty mongrawl 

1- One who partakes in grabbing the boobies. They often hang outside little girls' bedroom windows.

2- A midgit retard that waits outside of girls rooms and taps on there windows and has them lean there titties out the window while he sucks on them.
Suzy heard the ratta tat tat of the mother fucking titty mongrawl.
titty mongrawl by poop January 21, 2004

tity mongrel 

a person who loves tites so much they will sitck their head in them and shake it around like a wild animal.
"Man Tom gets laid a lot, but he turns down those flat chested girls, he is a tity mongrel.
tity mongrel by billy joe jenkjins January 14, 2008
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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