batshitcray's definitions

titty monger

The name given to somebody to eats titties like they a packed lunch.

Rosie was shocked when she seduced Brad back to her car and he acted like a titty monger by enhaling her breasts into his mouth!!

by batshitcray February 22, 2015

dick trigger

The part of a man's penis that causes him to orgasm instantly.

Veronica was tired of blowing Brad so she rubbed his dick trigger so she get home in time for her shows.

by batshitcray February 22, 2015

Crop

An unattractive person that is forever cropped out of photos.

We always put Rene at the edge of all our group photos, she is such a crop.

by batshitcray February 22, 2015

Johnny Stash

To make a scrapbook out of used condoms.

Vicky would never get laid she is such a creep. She probably has a Johnny Stash of 2 sad condoms.

by batshitcray February 22, 2015

Midge Hands

When somebodys hands turn dwarf-like when in contact with a large penis.

Not only did Brad's cock dislocate my jaw last night but when I touched it I went full on midge hands.

by batshitcray February 22, 2015

Cock Cringe

When your penis dies of mortification from seeing somebody ugly you fucked.

Angie put up a selfie and I had severe cock cringe.

by batshitcray February 22, 2015

Dick Lace

A skinny long dick!!

I could put my mouth around a straw and it would be thicker. That boy has himself a dick lace!

by batshitcray February 22, 2015