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Definitions by batshitcray

Full-time Lesbian 

A woman who doesn't identify as a lesbian just to give a guy an erection
Did you see Leslie kiss that girl last night? I thought she was being a boner dyke but she is a full-time lesbian.
Full-time Lesbian by batshitcray August 28, 2020

Little Lipped Lesbian 

An angry lesbian who is cursed with tiny lips which causes her to look even more pissed off.
I work with this Little Lipped Lesbian named Lainey and anytime the manager walks in, her lips retract coz she is fuming for not getting her holidays approved.

Cunt push 

When a woman's pelvic floor muscle is so strong she has the ability to push a man's cock out of her
Girl my man was fucking me last night and I remembered he didn't buy me that Gucci bag so I gave him a cunt push and watched him nut on his own face.
Cunt push by batshitcray August 28, 2020

shit sisters 

When the toilet was blocked, Kirsty and Alan had no choice but to become Shit Sisters
shit sisters by batshitcray September 20, 2016

Dick Litter 

Illegitimate children concieved by a man ho!!
I was in town earlier and seen Jackson's dick litter running through McDonalds like they haven't been fed all week.
Dick Litter by batshitcray May 5, 2016

titty monger 

The name given to somebody to eats titties like they a packed lunch.
Rosie was shocked when she seduced Brad back to her car and he acted like a titty monger by enhaling her breasts into his mouth!!
titty monger by batshitcray February 22, 2015

dick trigger 

The part of a man's penis that causes him to orgasm instantly.
Veronica was tired of blowing Brad so she rubbed his dick trigger so she get home in time for her shows.
dick trigger by batshitcray February 22, 2015