Little Lipped Lesbian

An angry lesbian who is cursed with tiny lips which causes her to look even more pissed off.

I work with this Little Lipped Lesbian named Lainey and anytime the manager walks in, her lips retract coz she is fuming for not getting her holidays approved.

by batshitcray August 28, 2020

Johnny Stash

To make a scrapbook out of used condoms.

Vicky would never get laid she is such a creep. She probably has a Johnny Stash of 2 sad condoms.

by batshitcray February 22, 2015

shit sisters

Two people shit into the same toilet bowl

When the toilet was blocked, Kirsty and Alan had no choice but to become Shit Sisters

by batshitcray September 20, 2016

dick trigger

The part of a man's penis that causes him to orgasm instantly.

Veronica was tired of blowing Brad so she rubbed his dick trigger so she get home in time for her shows.

by batshitcray February 22, 2015

Crop

An unattractive person that is forever cropped out of photos.

We always put Rene at the edge of all our group photos, she is such a crop.

by batshitcray February 22, 2015

Cunt push

When a woman's pelvic floor muscle is so strong she has the ability to push a man's cock out of her

Girl my man was fucking me last night and I remembered he didn't buy me that Gucci bag so I gave him a cunt push and watched him nut on his own face.

by batshitcray August 28, 2020

Midge Hands

When somebodys hands turn dwarf-like when in contact with a large penis.

Not only did Brad's cock dislocate my jaw last night but when I touched it I went full on midge hands.

by batshitcray February 22, 2015