Midge Hands

When somebodys hands turn dwarf-like when in contact with a large penis.

Not only did Brad's cock dislocate my jaw last night but when I touched it I went full on midge hands.

by batshitcray February 22, 2015

Cock Cringe

When your penis dies of mortification from seeing somebody ugly you fucked.

Angie put up a selfie and I had severe cock cringe.

by batshitcray February 22, 2015

Dick Lace

A skinny long dick!!

I could put my mouth around a straw and it would be thicker. That boy has himself a dick lace!

by batshitcray February 22, 2015

Dick Litter

Illegitimate children concieved by a man ho!!

I was in town earlier and seen Jackson's dick litter running through McDonalds like they haven't been fed all week.

by batshitcray May 5, 2016

Little Lipped Lesbian

An angry lesbian who is cursed with tiny lips which causes her to look even more pissed off.

I work with this Little Lipped Lesbian named Lainey and anytime the manager walks in, her lips retract coz she is fuming for not getting her holidays approved.

by batshitcray August 28, 2020

Johnny Stash

To make a scrapbook out of used condoms.

Vicky would never get laid she is such a creep. She probably has a Johnny Stash of 2 sad condoms.

by batshitcray February 22, 2015

shit sisters

Two people shit into the same toilet bowl

When the toilet was blocked, Kirsty and Alan had no choice but to become Shit Sisters

by batshitcray September 20, 2016