Titonics

A really nice big pair of boobs.

"Man look at those titonics, you could go skiing down them", said by peanut on the Jeff Dunham Christmas Special

by Jazana February 11, 2009

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Tube Top Titanics

When large breasts are squeezed into a clothing garment 2 sizes too small so that they look as if they will overflow and capsize at any moment just as the Titanic did.

Damn did you see tube top titanics over there?

Saw her?! i want to motor boat on those sweater melons!

FOsho

by chubbychaser82 August 17, 2009

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Tittonics

A branch of Ebonics. The way African-American women talk.

"Oh no she didnit". This is an example of Tittonics if spoken by a black women.

by GoingToHellInAHandbasket November 11, 2011

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tatonics

huge titties that sag/sink when the chick gets old

dude, those are definitely tatonics, they'll go down by the time she's 40

by Royel October 22, 2009

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Titonic Effect

The effect of which a woman's breast make her seem more attractive

"Man she's so hot"

"Steve, it's just the titonic effect, she's not even that attractive"

by HealthyHole65 June 23, 2016

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A relationship that in most eyes would constitute an affair, but where both implicitly know that fully commiting to an affair wouldn't be worth it, much like how no one would want a Titanic movie where Jack and Rose live happily ever after.

Seems like Jon and Sara are in a Titanicship.

.- What do you mean?

I mean she rubs up on him real good every friday whenever Farquad isn't watching, but they could easily just meet up and shake boots, but they don't, you know?

.- Why tho?

See... All Sara wants is to be wanted, and Jon will take what he can get at this point... He's dumb enough to play ball whenever he's drunk enough to grow horns... But he won't commit to it... It's a pure display of Id getting the upper hand, as Freud would put it.

by dootmavriq December 13, 2020

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