Titonics 

A really nice big pair of boobs.

"Man look at those titonics, you could go skiing down them", said by peanut on the Jeff Dunham Christmas Special

Titonics by Jazana February 11, 2009

Tube Top Titanics

When large breasts are squeezed into a clothing garment 2 sizes too small so that they look as if they will overflow and capsize at any moment just as the Titanic did.

Damn did you see tube top titanics over there?

Saw her?! i want to motor boat on those sweater melons!

FOsho

Tube Top Titanics by chubbychaser82 August 17, 2009

Tittonics 

A branch of Ebonics. The way African-American women talk.

"Oh no she didnit". This is an example of Tittonics if spoken by a black women.

Tittonics by GoingToHellInAHandbasket November 11, 2011

tatonics 

huge titties that sag/sink when the chick gets old

dude, those are definitely tatonics, they'll go down by the time she's 40

tatonics by Royel October 22, 2009

Titonic Effect 

The effect of which a woman's breast make her seem more attractive

"Man she's so hot"

"Steve, it's just the titonic effect, she's not even that attractive"

Titonic Effect by HealthyHole65 June 23, 2016

Titanicship

A relationship that in most eyes would constitute an affair, but where both implicitly know that fully commiting to an affair wouldn't be worth it, much like how no one would want a Titanic movie where Jack and Rose live happily ever after.

Seems like Jon and Sara are in a Titanicship.

.- What do you mean?

I mean she rubs up on him real good every friday whenever Farquad isn't watching, but they could easily just meet up and shake boots, but they don't, you know?

.- Why tho?

See... All Sara wants is to be wanted, and Jon will take what he can get at this point... He's dumb enough to play ball whenever he's drunk enough to grow horns... But he won't commit to it... It's a pure display of Id getting the upper hand, as Freud would put it.

Titanicship by dootmavriq December 13, 2020

titanicsexual 

An obsession with the movie Titanic that if it was a person you would marry it.

Person 1: I heard you LOVE the movie Titanic!!
Person 2: Yeah, I’m a titanicsexual.

titanicsexual by crayonhoarder123 December 30, 2020