Tititties

Quality titties.
Not necessarily pertaining to size.
Always natural.
Quality multiplied by the sum of tits, plus nipples, plus consistency, all divided by aesthetic appeal.

Your girlfriend doesn't need to lose eight pounds; that would diminish her tititties, thusly reducing them to just plain titties.

Tititties by Kim, Sarah, Travis February 19, 2007

Elf Boot Titties 

A term describing a set of breasts that curve upward from the bottom resembling a pair of Elf Boots.

The lady working in women's apparel had no bra section for ladies with Elf Boot Titties.

Elf Boot Titties by will bitten December 19, 2016

Tonka titties 

A 400 pound man with Tonka titties and he wears a tight shirt

You like my Tonka titties

Tonka titties by Kingofdick February 7, 2019

Spring Break Titties 

A pair of optimal breasts that defy gravity. Spring break titties (SPT) and normal breasts differ due to the fact that, despite their large size, spring break titties are perky, bouncy, and have the ideal ratio of areola to breast tissue. All SPT are breasts, but not all breasts are SPT. Made popular by the Youtuber BlastphamousHD.

"Spring break titties" BlastphamousHD

Spring Break Titties by DonnieLilD July 10, 2016

Titistics 

Titistics is all about calculating and measuring the mass of someone's tig ole bitties based on the cup size and severity of back pain they suffer from.

You might be wondering, what kind of tiddies are considered big? Well, based on lots of published data and the results from my extensive studies, I would say that people with a cup size over D or a bra size over 18 could be categorized as having large chesticles, with all other sized titties considered average or small. But fret not, because we love tits of all shapes and different sizes. Some of my favourites include Cinnamon-breasted tits, Elegant tits (loads of these reside in the Philippines), Japanese tits and I can't forget those gorgeous African blue tits, saw lots of those at Tenerife once!

With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.

Titistics by wanwanwan September 26, 2022

Miss Titties 

A single woman with large breasts.

Look over there its Miss Titties!

Miss Titties by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2020

home titties 

When you are at home at going about your business in a T-shirt braless and your titties are way out front.

This weekend I was chillin and watching tv and the doorbell rang. I answered it and totally forgot I was wearing my home titties.

home titties by CBezu May 27, 2019