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I kiss my own tightness 

A phrase used to describe how much you appreciate yourself when other's don't.
"You know rapper RM?"
"Yeah, he's not appreciated enough."
"That's why he says, (I kiss my own tightness)."
"Oh, because he appreciates his self so no one has too."

tiredness 

You are extremely tired or are really tired...so therefore it would be tiredness
I'm dying of extreme tiredness.
tiredness by Meggo Eggo July 5, 2006

Tiredness Hangover 

Where you feel shit the next day as a result of tiring yourself out the previous day. The equivalent of a normal hangover but without the alcohol.
Kevin had one bitch of a tiredness hangover today after fucking that new girl of his for 10 hours straight yesterday. He's gonna need a lot of caffeine and sugar to pick him up.
Tiredness Hangover by Aconymous December 24, 2009
A word used to describe the immaculate grooming and extremely masculane quality of a genuinly great beard.
The tightness of his beard is simply overwhelming, he looks like James Garfield.
Tightness by Stinner July 7, 2011

Tightness confirmed 

Absolute confirmation of something that is tight( as is awesome).
" Damn you see that Ferrari, that shit was tightness confirmed!"
Tightness confirmed by XVT May 4, 2006

Tiredness Quotient 

A measurement of how tired you are. Also can be used to denote how far away from dropping dead asleep you are.
(0 - minimum; 100 - maximum)

Mathematically:

{1 - (Ability to stay awake and do whatever you are doing at that point of time)/(Ability to keep doing whatever you are doing after 12 hours of dreamless sleep)}x100

where units of Ability are user-defined as long as the unit is constant in the numerator and denominator.

A Tiredness Quotient (TQ) of 0 would mean you are not tired at all or you are wide awake with no hint of fatigue.

A TQ of 100, on the other hand, would cause you to fall sleep involuntarily.

In some countries people may refer to this as Tiredness Index or Fatigue Index or Fatigue Quotient.
My Tiredness Quotient is 90 after driving from DC to Cleveland. I'm ready to hit the sack.

His Tiredness Quotient must have been really high, he fell asleep at the wheel driving

Hey Siddharth, guess what my Tiredness Quotient is after working 12 hours straight on my homework assignment? Ninety-ni... zzzzz
Tiredness Quotient by goundyzz August 1, 2011