Aconymous's definitions

Chunder and Shitening

Noun. A gastrointestinal phenomenon where food at various stages of digestion is forcibly ejected from either end of the tract with a watery consistency over a prolonged period of time. See also, "diarrhoea and vomiting".

"the forecast for today is feverishly hot with widespread Chunder and Shitening"

by Aconymous June 4, 2025

Eatsploit

Noun. An accomplishment relating to food.

Also verb. The act of eatsploitation.

"Jerry wouldn't stop talking about last night's eatsploits"

by Aconymous November 5, 2024

Eatsploit

1. Noun. A food-related exploit or achievement.

Portmanteau of "eat" and "exploit".

"So, Jerry, tell me about your eatsploits today. Did you find that dessert place you were talking about?"

by Aconymous October 30, 2024

Dire rear

Noun/phrase. A traumatising bowel movement often characterised by a watery stool consistency and difficulty or discomfort in execution. Alternate spelling of 'diarrhoea'.

"I've got a dire rear today; I was in the toilet for an hour and a half"

by Aconymous June 10, 2023

Brainful

Adjective. Causing pain or discomfort to the brain.

Also noun. An object or experience causing pain or discomfort to the brain.

"that exam was brainful..."

"Jamie gave me a right brainful last night; he just would not stop talking"

by Aconymous June 10, 2023

Dighead

Dighead

Noun. A term of contempt and/or endearment for a person (or dog) with a proclivity for unwanted or obnoxious landscaping.

"That Dighead is fucking up the garden again"

by Aconymous May 21, 2023

Hindswipe

1. Noun. An online dating phenomenon wherein post-match scrutiny of a dating profile reveals unfavourable characteristics that were overlooked in the initial 'swiping' phase, leading to feelings of embarrassment and regret.

When you match with someone on a dating app who, in hindsight, you wish you hadn't swiped.

Usually as a result of frantic swiping, then more detailed inspection of their profile reveals various red flags.

2. Verb. The act of swiping without due care and attention, especially when it leads to hindswipe.

"ooh I've got a match! ... Wait, eww, what the hell. This dude is gross. Total hindswipe"

"Sabrina was hindswiping for hours, it's not surprising she's getting so many dick pics and weirdos"

by Aconymous January 10, 2021