Dire rear

Noun/phrase. A traumatising bowel movement often characterised by a watery stool consistency and difficulty or discomfort in execution. Alternate spelling of 'diarrhoea'.
"I've got a dire rear today; I was in the toilet for an hour and a half"
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Chunder and Shitening

Noun. A gastrointestinal phenomenon where food at various stages of digestion is forcibly ejected from either end of the tract with a watery consistency over a prolonged period of time. See also, "diarrhoea and vomiting".
"the forecast for today is feverishly hot with widespread Chunder and Shitening"
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Dighead

Dighead
Noun. A term of contempt and/or endearment for a person (or dog) with a proclivity for unwanted or obnoxious landscaping.

"That Dighead is fucking up the garden again"
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Alkaline Earth Metal

Any element of the periodic table which is in group 2.
In order of proton number, Beryllium, Magnesium, Calcium, Strontium, Barium and Radium are all Alkaline Earth Metals.

They are characterized by all having 2 outer-shell electrons (two electrons in their valence shell), alas their placing in group 2 of the periodic table.

They are all silver coloured, soft metals which react readily to form ionic compounds.

The name 'Alkaline Earth Metals' is derived from the fact that the oxides formed by the elements in this group produce basic Alkaline solutions, and the melting points are such that the elements remain solid (Earths) in fires. Alkaline Earth refers to the oxides themselves.

x + 2H2O --> x(OH)2 + H2

2x + O2 --> 2xO
2xO + 2H2O --> 2x(OH)2

Where x is an Alkaline Earth Metal.
Both processes are relatively efficient unless you consider Hydrogen, which is produced in the first, to be a waste product. The second process only produces the hydroxide.
Magnesium is an Alkaline Earth Metal - it, and its oxide, react with water to form a basic alkaline solution.

Mg + 2H2O --> Mg(OH)2 + H2
Magnesium + Water --> Magnesium Hydroxide + Hydrogen

2Mg + O2 --> 2MgO
Magnesium + Oxygen --> Magnesium Oxide
2MgO + 2H2O --> 2Mg(OH)2
Magnesium Oxide + Water --> Magnesium Hydroxide

The electron configuration of Magnesium is 2,8,2 - two electrons in its outer/valence shell
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Hindswipe

1. Noun. An online dating phenomenon wherein post-match scrutiny of a dating profile reveals unfavourable characteristics that were overlooked in the initial 'swiping' phase, leading to feelings of embarrassment and regret.

When you match with someone on a dating app who, in hindsight, you wish you hadn't swiped.

Usually as a result of frantic swiping, then more detailed inspection of their profile reveals various red flags.

2. Verb. The act of swiping without due care and attention, especially when it leads to hindswipe.
"ooh I've got a match! ... Wait, eww, what the hell. This dude is gross. Total hindswipe"

"Sabrina was hindswiping for hours, it's not surprising she's getting so many dick pics and weirdos"
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Tiredness Hangover

Where you feel shit the next day as a result of tiring yourself out the previous day. The equivalent of a normal hangover but without the alcohol.
Kevin had one bitch of a tiredness hangover today after fucking that new girl of his for 10 hours straight yesterday. He's gonna need a lot of caffeine and sugar to pick him up.
by Aconymous December 24, 2009
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Brainful

Adjective. Causing pain or discomfort to the brain.

Also noun. An object or experience causing pain or discomfort to the brain.
"that exam was brainful..."

"Jamie gave me a right brainful last night; he just would not stop talking"
by Aconymous June 10, 2023
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