1. Noun. An online dating phenomenon wherein post-match scrutiny of a dating profile reveals unfavourable characteristics that were overlooked in the initial 'swiping' phase, leading to feelings of embarrassment and regret.
When you match with someone on a dating app who, in hindsight, you wish you hadn't swiped.
Usually as a result of frantic swiping, then more detailed inspection of their profile reveals various red flags.
2. Verb. The act of swiping without due care and attention, especially when it leads to hindswipe.
When you match with someone on a dating app who, in hindsight, you wish you hadn't swiped.
Usually as a result of frantic swiping, then more detailed inspection of their profile reveals various red flags.
2. Verb. The act of swiping without due care and attention, especially when it leads to hindswipe.
"ooh I've got a match! ... Wait, eww, what the hell. This dude is gross. Total hindswipe"
"Sabrina was hindswiping for hours, it's not surprising she's getting so many dick pics and weirdos"
"Sabrina was hindswiping for hours, it's not surprising she's getting so many dick pics and weirdos"
by Aconymous January 11, 2021
Noun/phrase. A traumatising bowel movement often characterised by a watery stool consistency and difficulty or discomfort in execution. Alternate spelling of 'diarrhoea'.
by Aconymous June 10, 2023
Noun. A gastrointestinal phenomenon where food at various stages of digestion is forcibly ejected from either end of the tract with a watery consistency over a prolonged period of time. See also, "diarrhoea and vomiting".
by Aconymous June 04, 2025
Dighead
Noun. A term of contempt and/or endearment for a person (or dog) with a proclivity for unwanted or obnoxious landscaping.
"That Dighead is fucking up the garden again"
"That Dighead is fucking up the garden again"
by Aconymous May 21, 2023
Any element of the periodic table which is in group 2.
In order of proton number, Beryllium, Magnesium, Calcium, Strontium, Barium and Radium are all Alkaline Earth Metals.
They are characterized by all having 2 outer-shell electrons (two electrons in their valence shell), alas their placing in group 2 of the periodic table.
They are all silver coloured, soft metals which react readily to form ionic compounds.
The name 'Alkaline Earth Metals' is derived from the fact that the oxides formed by the elements in this group produce basic Alkaline solutions, and the melting points are such that the elements remain solid (Earths) in fires. Alkaline Earth refers to the oxides themselves.
x + 2H2O --> x(OH)2 + H2
2x + O2 --> 2xO
2xO + 2H2O --> 2x(OH)2
Where x is an Alkaline Earth Metal.
Both processes are relatively efficient unless you consider Hydrogen, which is produced in the first, to be a waste product. The second process only produces the hydroxide.
In order of proton number, Beryllium, Magnesium, Calcium, Strontium, Barium and Radium are all Alkaline Earth Metals.
They are characterized by all having 2 outer-shell electrons (two electrons in their valence shell), alas their placing in group 2 of the periodic table.
They are all silver coloured, soft metals which react readily to form ionic compounds.
The name 'Alkaline Earth Metals' is derived from the fact that the oxides formed by the elements in this group produce basic Alkaline solutions, and the melting points are such that the elements remain solid (Earths) in fires. Alkaline Earth refers to the oxides themselves.
x + 2H2O --> x(OH)2 + H2
2x + O2 --> 2xO
2xO + 2H2O --> 2x(OH)2
Where x is an Alkaline Earth Metal.
Both processes are relatively efficient unless you consider Hydrogen, which is produced in the first, to be a waste product. The second process only produces the hydroxide.
Magnesium is an Alkaline Earth Metal - it, and its oxide, react with water to form a basic alkaline solution.
Mg + 2H2O --> Mg(OH)2 + H2
Magnesium + Water --> Magnesium Hydroxide + Hydrogen
2Mg + O2 --> 2MgO
Magnesium + Oxygen --> Magnesium Oxide
2MgO + 2H2O --> 2Mg(OH)2
Magnesium Oxide + Water --> Magnesium Hydroxide
The electron configuration of Magnesium is 2,8,2 - two electrons in its outer/valence shell
Mg + 2H2O --> Mg(OH)2 + H2
Magnesium + Water --> Magnesium Hydroxide + Hydrogen
2Mg + O2 --> 2MgO
Magnesium + Oxygen --> Magnesium Oxide
2MgO + 2H2O --> 2Mg(OH)2
Magnesium Oxide + Water --> Magnesium Hydroxide
The electron configuration of Magnesium is 2,8,2 - two electrons in its outer/valence shell
by Aconymous November 15, 2009
"So, Jerry, tell me about your eatsploits today. Did you find that dessert place you were talking about?"
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