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tiramisu 

Italian dessert. Contains tinny bitty alcohol content. Melts in your mouth, never in your hands.
Have it with a glass of champange. Heavens!
tiramisu by weisser January 9, 2005

Tiramisu 

When they’re giving you head and you cum unexpectedly to the point where it makes them cough.
he went completely tiramisu
Tiramisu by francois3.14 March 29, 2019

Tiramisu 

You're about to engage in some pleasurable glory-hole sucking. Just as you feel the hot, humid breath of the giver upon your phallus, you promptly turn around and eject your bowel contents all over the giver. Subsequently, in due haste, you turn back around and urinate on the giver (now termed "victim") to add a second layer to the mess. To top it all off, you jerk a quickie and climax to add the third and final layer. Your final act is to whisper "sorry" through the hole you discharged all of your bodily contents through, and ask the victim for a square of toilet paper to clean yourself up with.
Joseph: What did you do last weekend, Susan?
Susan: I went to give some guy a blow job in a glory-hole and he fucking blew the nastiest tiramisu all over me. It took me all week to smell normal again.
Joseph: Wow, that sounds horrible!
Tiramisu by Dirty Gavin August 19, 2017

tiramisu 

Have a good day.
Created by the japanese band An Cafe. It is one of the several words created to be used by their fans.
Miku-"Tiramisu!
Kanon-"Tiramisu!
tiramisu by Cafekko June 28, 2008

tiramisu 

When someone takes a shit on a pillow, and then cums on top of the shit.
1)Dude Ahmad just laid a sick tiramisu on my pillow
2) If he does that shit again I'm gonna tiramisu on his pillow man.
3) When I woke up there was a tiramisu on my pillow, It must have been Ahmad
tiramisu by MAHDOG6969 December 27, 2010

tiramisu 

foursome, with partners of different races
tiramisu by err August 25, 2003
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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