3 definitions by Dirty Gavin
An untimely emergency defecation in the ditch of a highway in the dead of winter. Upon completion, the anus is wiped with an object which is much less than desirable (ie. a used Mars bar wrapper, sock, etc.).
Mike: Sandy, you need to pull over right now, I can’t make it to Calgary!
Sandy: Why, what’s wrong?
Mike: I have to poop! I guess this one’s gonna be a ditch loaf! Get the Mars bar wrapper ready!
Sandy: Why, what’s wrong?
Mike: I have to poop! I guess this one’s gonna be a ditch loaf! Get the Mars bar wrapper ready!
by Dirty Gavin July 27, 2020
You're about to engage in some pleasurable glory-hole sucking. Just as you feel the hot, humid breath of the giver upon your phallus, you promptly turn around and eject your bowel contents all over the giver. Subsequently, in due haste, you turn back around and urinate on the giver (now termed "victim") to add a second layer to the mess. To top it all off, you jerk a quickie and climax to add the third and final layer. Your final act is to whisper "sorry" through the hole you discharged all of your bodily contents through, and ask the victim for a square of toilet paper to clean yourself up with.
Joseph: What did you do last weekend, Susan?
Susan: I went to give some guy a blow job in a glory-hole and he fucking blew the nastiest tiramisu all over me. It took me all week to smell normal again.
Joseph: Wow, that sounds horrible!
Susan: I went to give some guy a blow job in a glory-hole and he fucking blew the nastiest tiramisu all over me. It took me all week to smell normal again.
Joseph: Wow, that sounds horrible!
by Dirty Gavin August 19, 2017
A short man who is, on occasion, extremely horny. You can find him at most playgrounds after he's done at school, And when you ask him why he is there he will say that he shaved his pubes and now he's looking for some play and the playground is the perfect place to find it.
by Dirty Gavin March 22, 2022