You're about to engage in some pleasurable glory-hole sucking. Just as you feel the hot, humid breath of the giver upon your phallus, you promptly turn around and eject your bowel contents all over the giver. Subsequently, in due haste, you turn back around and urinate on the giver (now termed "victim") to add a second layer to the mess. To top it all off, you jerk a quickie and climax to add the third and final layer. Your final act is to whisper "sorry" through the hole you discharged all of your bodily contents through, and ask the victim for a square of toilet paper to clean yourself up with.
Joseph: What did you do last weekend, Susan?
Susan: I went to give some guy a blow job in a glory-hole and he fucking blew the nastiest tiramisu all over me. It took me all week to smell normal again.
Joseph: Wow, that sounds horrible!
When someone takes a shit on a pillow, and then cums on top of the shit.
1)Dude Ahmad just laid a sick tiramisu on my pillow 2) If he does that shit again I'm gonna tiramisu on his pillow man.
3) When I woke up there was a tiramisu on my pillow, It must have been Ahmad
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*