Tiptoe Bacon
Dude 1. "Man! check out all the cattle on the dancefloor!"
Dude 2. "Holy shit! Your right! Theres a lot of tiptoe bacon out there"
Jeff- "Hey Chris! Check out that tiptoe bacon trying to balance herself in those shoes! "She looks like a tightrope walker"
Chris-"Holy shit, look out! ! Shes heading to the dancefloor!"
Dude 2. "Holy shit! Your right! Theres a lot of tiptoe bacon out there"
Jeff- "Hey Chris! Check out that tiptoe bacon trying to balance herself in those shoes! "She looks like a tightrope walker"
Chris-"Holy shit, look out! ! Shes heading to the dancefloor!"
Tiptoe Bacon by Robistro September 5, 2012
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tiptoe through the tulips
A phrase popularized by the entertainer and Sixties Era singer, Tiny Tim, in his hit song of the same name.
tiptoe through the tulips by Dr Bunnygirl October 20, 2019
tiptoe around
1. To be careful not to offend.
2. To sneak around like there's not a problem.
As if one is on the tips of their toes moving quietly around a problem to not have to deal with it.
2. To sneak around like there's not a problem.
As if one is on the tips of their toes moving quietly around a problem to not have to deal with it.
I don't want tiptoe around this anymore. Let's be honest Carol, I like you as a friend but you're kinda a dick when guys are around.
tiptoe around by Tbhcarebear October 10, 2016
midnight tiptoe
1. When someone "tiptoes" into another's bedroom after midnight. Or sneaking into someone's bedroom when everyone is asleep.
2. A drink made with coca-cola, rum, orange juice, and vodka.
2. A drink made with coca-cola, rum, orange juice, and vodka.
midnight tiptoe by Rilan March 16, 2012
gary tiptoe
A medical euphemism for having an inanimate object stuck up your butt for which surgical intervention is required.
ED doctor: I have a "Gary tiptoe" for you.
Admitting doctor: What has he got?
ED Doctor: His Gary tiptoe is an old Nokia brick phone set to vibrate.
Admitting doctor: What has he got?
ED Doctor: His Gary tiptoe is an old Nokia brick phone set to vibrate.
gary tiptoe by Champion du peuple. May 25, 2016
Tiptoe
Tiptoe by PeachIsBigGay August 3, 2018
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