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Tiptoe Bacon 

A large woman wearing highheels. Mostly seen in danceclubs, parties, or weddings.
Dude 1. "Man! check out all the cattle on the dancefloor!"

Dude 2. "Holy shit! Your right! Theres a lot of tiptoe bacon out there"

Jeff- "Hey Chris! Check out that tiptoe bacon trying to balance herself in those shoes! "She looks like a tightrope walker"

Chris-"Holy shit, look out! ! Shes heading to the dancefloor!"
Tiptoe Bacon by Robistro September 5, 2012

tiptoe through the tulips 

A phrase popularized by the entertainer and Sixties Era singer, Tiny Tim, in his hit song of the same name.
So won’t you tiptoe through the tulips...in the garden...in the moonlight...with me!

tiptoe around 

1. To be careful not to offend.

2. To sneak around like there's not a problem.

As if one is on the tips of their toes moving quietly around a problem to not have to deal with it.
I don't want tiptoe around this anymore. Let's be honest Carol, I like you as a friend but you're kinda a dick when guys are around.
tiptoe around by Tbhcarebear October 10, 2016

midnight tiptoe 

1. When someone "tiptoes" into another's bedroom after midnight. Or sneaking into someone's bedroom when everyone is asleep.

2. A drink made with coca-cola, rum, orange juice, and vodka.
1. We are at my parents' house, so no midnight tiptoe.

2. Give me a midnight tiptoe.
midnight tiptoe by Rilan March 16, 2012

gary tiptoe

A medical euphemism for having an inanimate object stuck up your butt for which surgical intervention is required.
ED doctor: I have a "Gary tiptoe" for you.

Admitting doctor: What has he got?
ED Doctor: His Gary tiptoe is an old Nokia brick phone set to vibrate.
Walking on the balls of your feet. Something that Timothy likes to do.
I tiptoed sneakily into the house so my parents wouldnt catch me
Tiptoe by PeachIsBigGay August 3, 2018