Tiptoe Bacon
Dude 1. "Man! check out all the cattle on the dancefloor!"
Dude 2. "Holy shit! Your right! Theres a lot of tiptoe bacon out there"
Jeff- "Hey Chris! Check out that tiptoe bacon trying to balance herself in those shoes! "She looks like a tightrope walker"
Chris-"Holy shit, look out! ! Shes heading to the dancefloor!"
Dude 2. "Holy shit! Your right! Theres a lot of tiptoe bacon out there"
Jeff- "Hey Chris! Check out that tiptoe bacon trying to balance herself in those shoes! "She looks like a tightrope walker"
Chris-"Holy shit, look out! ! Shes heading to the dancefloor!"
Tiptoe Bacon by Robistro September 5, 2012
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tiptoe through the tulips
A phrase popularized by the entertainer and Sixties Era singer, Tiny Tim, in his hit song of the same name.
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tiptoe around
1. To be careful not to offend.
2. To sneak around like there's not a problem.
As if one is on the tips of their toes moving quietly around a problem to not have to deal with it.
2. To sneak around like there's not a problem.
As if one is on the tips of their toes moving quietly around a problem to not have to deal with it.
I don't want tiptoe around this anymore. Let's be honest Carol, I like you as a friend but you're kinda a dick when guys are around.
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midnight tiptoe
1. When someone "tiptoes" into another's bedroom after midnight. Or sneaking into someone's bedroom when everyone is asleep.
2. A drink made with coca-cola, rum, orange juice, and vodka.
2. A drink made with coca-cola, rum, orange juice, and vodka.
midnight tiptoe by Rilan March 16, 2012
gary tiptoe
A medical euphemism for having an inanimate object stuck up your butt for which surgical intervention is required.
ED doctor: I have a "Gary tiptoe" for you.
Admitting doctor: What has he got?
ED Doctor: His Gary tiptoe is an old Nokia brick phone set to vibrate.
Admitting doctor: What has he got?
ED Doctor: His Gary tiptoe is an old Nokia brick phone set to vibrate.
gary tiptoe by Champion du peuple. May 25, 2016
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