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Tiptoe Bacon 

A large woman wearing highheels. Mostly seen in danceclubs, parties, or weddings.
Dude 1. "Man! check out all the cattle on the dancefloor!"

Dude 2. "Holy shit! Your right! Theres a lot of tiptoe bacon out there"

Jeff- "Hey Chris! Check out that tiptoe bacon trying to balance herself in those shoes! "She looks like a tightrope walker"

Chris-"Holy shit, look out! ! Shes heading to the dancefloor!"
Tiptoe Bacon by Robistro September 5, 2012

tiptoe through the tulips 

A phrase popularized by the entertainer and Sixties Era singer, Tiny Tim, in his hit song of the same name.
So won’t you tiptoe through the tulips...in the garden...in the moonlight...with me!

tiptoe around 

1. To be careful not to offend.

2. To sneak around like there's not a problem.

As if one is on the tips of their toes moving quietly around a problem to not have to deal with it.
I don't want tiptoe around this anymore. Let's be honest Carol, I like you as a friend but you're kinda a dick when guys are around.
tiptoe around by Tbhcarebear October 10, 2016

Tiptoe Burglar

A person who is averse to physical contact.

Originated by Deion Sanders as a pet name for Shaun Alexander, and also used by Warren Sapp to describe Brandon Jacobs.
Primetime called Alexander the Tiptoe Burglar! That dude did NOT want to get hit.
Tiptoe Burglar by mreniigma January 18, 2012

Tiptoe through the tulips 

Tiptoeing through the tulips may seem innocent however it has sexuality written all over it! It refers to fingering a girl, lesbians in general.
Would you like to tiptoe through the tulips with me?

Tiptoe Toppy 

When a midget gets on her hind toes in order to deliver a blow j to someone while standing up.
Nate: “What’s the best head you’ve ever had Tom?”

Tom: “I got some sloot to give me some tiptoe toppy one time.”

Nate: “Solid. I love getting some from midgets too.”