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a brief history of the word: This word comes from a most intelligent friend of mine. I mean, look, he made this word up, and he's in AP English!
This car magazine is the toppest. Putting dixie cups in the library is the toppest senoir prank.
Toppest by Jon Luitkas. June 9, 2003
A person who is very good at maths usually male, a person who will go out of his way to prove himself right (especially about maths) and gets rather flustered and confused when he's wrong.
Person 1: How did he work that equation out?

Person 2: He's a bit of a Tippett
Tippett by HamHamHamMan September 23, 2011
Isn't Liam just the toppest bloke, what a beast.
Toppest by Hundax November 22, 2013

Toppest Bloke

The pinnacle of social praise a man can reach among his peers. A true hero, always willing to put his friends and loved ones before him. There is no limit to his relentless love and consideration, a true model of human kindness.
Django: Yo man, thanks for the present you got me. Toppest bloke
George: Happy you're happy, bro
Toppest Bloke by Marqueefus October 13, 2016

tippets girls

Tippets girls are the hottest girls in all of Mercersbug Academy. Tippets in general is awesome.
Is that a Tippets girl?

Well no duh, she's flippin' gorgeous!
tippets girls by tippy gals January 28, 2005
A "Tippet" is a man who is a complete CUNT to all his students.
Conor: Ellooo Mr. Tippet how are you today.

Mr. Tippet: If you dont get to form NOW i will permanantly EXCLUDE you, because i can do that.

Conor: Yes Sir sorry Sir

(Mumbles under his breath) CUNT!!!
Tippet by Conor M January 12, 2009
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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