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Tip-to-Taint 

Tip To Taint

The measure of complete blow job success by way of complete inhalation of the entire throbbing male member.

I wasn’t quite sure she could handle it but I was pleasantly surprised when she took me tip to taint last night.

She was teasing my banjo string for a bit and the next thing I know she was going tip to taint like a fat kid eating candy.
Tip-to-Taint by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

tip-to-taint 

A phrase to capture the complete fullness of a total uninhibited, unabashed male erection, brought about not merely by the visual image of a sexy woman, but by her inner beauty and the deep attraction created by long distance written communication that has resulted in a deep mental connection that touches a man's inner core so intensely that his fantasies exceed his wildest imagination. The erection is felt as exceeding pressure, as though about to burst through the skin at both the tip of the penis as well as the base at the taint--the fullest erection possible in a male.
Your words are so seductive--the way you respond to me, receive and accept me so completely, and stir in me these driving fantasies that anything is possible between us and more! You've touched me so deeply and I'm so helplessly and inetensely attracted to you as I've never been to anyone before. Damn, girl, you've got me bursting erect, tip-to-taint!
tip-to-taint by jauntyone August 4, 2010

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026