Tinwen
n. - Literally, "Sparkle maiden." If used by a male, it's typically a person who is either very, very unsure of himself, or someone who is flat-out gay.
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Apps-tinence
I need to get laid, every since my girlfriend got her new iphone we have been practicing apps-tinence.
Apps-tinence by mj19852012 January 17, 2012
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Tanwen
Tanwen is a warm hearted person who would do anything for anyone. She’s beautiful kind funny I wouldn’t change her for the world x
Tanwen is a beautiful girl
Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge
A solemn promise to refrain from Absinthe ingestion to prevent the ear-severing, cubo-witticisms (or worse) that would inherently bloom. It is vowed as follows:
"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient syn(es)thetic inspiration and sinsister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.”
"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient syn(es)thetic inspiration and sinsister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.”
After completing the Absinthe ritual several times over with newly-made friends from Argentina, Quebec City and Gainesville, Florida (state your name) shot to his feet and bolted toward the waterfront and a club on the pier of beautiful Barcelona, in search of adventure. Little did he realise, he would end up having his balls grabbed by that dirty Spaniard Frank, leaning in for a kiss or something, all after inviting (state your name) back to his apartment to wait for his "hot journalist friends in little skirts" that didn't end up meeting him at the club. Waking up at his hostel late in the afternoon, (state your name)'s face was pale green-opalescent white like the colour of Absinthe mixed with water.
In hindsight, the Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge would have made a helluva lot of sense.
In hindsight, the Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge would have made a helluva lot of sense.
Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge by Blair Larratt November 19, 2007
tinwin
A deseas or syndrom from Burma. The name "Tinwin" describes anyone who has math syndroms, that is; A trauma in the brain that makes Tinwin good in mathematics. Often that person who has Tinwin speaks bad english and cannot prnounce names right.
Tintention
When using the popular dating app Tinder: Whether a user wants to hookup, casually date, just be friends or a relationship
Tintention by ByronicAsF*ck June 17, 2019