Definitions by JJames

scurchy 

A mixture of something that is sketchy, and scurry

Friend: yo do you want to go bungee jumping?
Friend: hell no! that's scurchy!

scurchy by jjames March 28, 2012

snarfel

The act of blowing air thru the mouth while press against someone’s stomach, resulting in the classic bubbly fart noise.

I gave her a snarfel when she least expected it.

snarfel by JJames September 17, 2005

Heterosexual Cunt Sticker 

A straight guy who does chicks.

You heterosexual cunt sticker.

Heterosexual Cunt Sticker by JJames September 17, 2005

Dickless Cock Sucker 

A woman who enjoys giving oral sex.

The dickless cock sucker went to town.

Dickless Cock Sucker by JJames September 17, 2005

tending cattle 

Going to the bar with the intention of picking up a hot chick...then going home with a fat girl.

Im hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle. -BHG

tending cattle by JJames September 17, 2005