Going to the bar with the intention of picking up a hot chick...then going home with a fat girl.
Im hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle. -BHG
The act of blowing air thru the mouth while press against someone’s stomach, resulting in the classic bubbly fart noise.
I gave her a snarfel when she least expected it.
A woman who enjoys giving oral sex.
The dickless cock sucker went to town.
Friend: yo do you want to go bungee jumping?
Friend: hell no! that's scurchy!
A straight guy who does chicks.
You heterosexual cunt sticker.