snarfel

The act of blowing air thru the mouth while press against someone’s stomach, resulting in the classic bubbly fart noise.
I gave her a snarfel when she least expected it.
by JJames September 17, 2005
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tending cattle

Going to the bar with the intention of picking up a hot chick...then going home with a fat girl.
Im hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle. -BHG
by JJames September 17, 2005
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scurchy

A mixture of something that is sketchy, and scurry
Friend: yo do you want to go bungee jumping?
Friend: hell no! that's scurchy!
by jjames March 28, 2012
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