A guy who is a pretty good person and a friend who is always there for you...but has a muy pequeño pene... to be exact it is a 0.000000001 mm punisher...and got pea’d on by his girlfriend during sexual intercourse.
To exchange something for the exact same thing you traded, or to trade something for the same thing you offered as a trade, or to make something that ends up being the exact same as the source material.
Tinking:
To exchange a dollar for a dollar.
To make gold from gold, or buy (the same amount of gold) with the same amount of gold.
The ultimate description of some sensation of awesomeness and being epic. The word in itself is hard to be described but can be used in a large magnitude of conversation situations.
e.g. your winning a game and you say "Im tinging!"
"How much have you drunk man?"
"Fucks knows but im Tinging!
Acting out based on uncontrollable autistic or obsessive-compulsive urges; an autistic meltdown, or in a broader sense any sort of unusual behavior resulting from a psychological or psychiatric condition. See also reeee.
"I was just trying to chill, but this bitch won't stop tizzing out and making everyone nervous."
"I tried to organize the garage, but Captain Tizz here couldn't control their OCD and just ruined the last 3 hours of my work by tizzing out and stacking everything back up to the ceiling."
"Stop tizzing, you're making everyone here feel awkward and you look like a complete moron."
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*