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TimKOng
A piece of cunt that deserves to be slapped in the face the moment you see him. With a purple dildo, then a sledgehammer.
TimKOng by The Educators April 5, 2019
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Timena
A beautiful, tall woman who exudes the exotic grace of the Pacific Islands. Timena's can be perceived as "snobby" at first, women often find her presence threatening, and men are in awe and can be afraid to approach her. However, this is only because she is shy, and her people skills can be lacking somewhat. When you know the true personality of a Timena, consider yourself lucky, for you have found yourself a loyal, hysterically funny, and fiercely protective friend.
Jill: That Timena is such a bitch.
Sylvie: Do you know her?
Jill: No, she just comes across that way.
Sylvie: She's just shy, Timena's are like that, you just have to get to know her and you'll find that she's really cool and funny!
Sylvie: Do you know her?
Jill: No, she just comes across that way.
Sylvie: She's just shy, Timena's are like that, you just have to get to know her and you'll find that she's really cool and funny!
Timena by Mr.Talafoalagafola October 7, 2012
timenesia
1. The feeling one experiences when looking at a clock and finding it is a much different time than anticipated, which ultimately sends one into a life altering frenzy by summoning up emotions that range from immense relief to horrified shock and confusion
2. Having absolutely no idea, or a wildly incorrect idea of what time it is
2. Having absolutely no idea, or a wildly incorrect idea of what time it is
A: my eyes burn!!
P: *peoples eyes burn when its late at night*
*turns to look at clock*
10:30...
P: (suffering from timenesia)
*dies inside*
P: *peoples eyes burn when its late at night*
*turns to look at clock*
10:30...
P: (suffering from timenesia)
*dies inside*
timenesia by varsitycrew July 5, 2009
Timenoid
A Timenoid is a "Clockwork Demon" or a "Clockwork Devil." A demon that looks humanoid on the outside, but has a clockwork inside, built up of cogs, bolts and gears. Although, this type of creature has still been know to feel human emotions, such as Love and Hate.
The Timenoid cried, for the woman he loved was not his.
She said she could not love a Clockwork Devil.
She said she could not love a Clockwork Devil.
Timenoid by Pendulums Promise September 7, 2007
Timene
Timene is a special kind of name and unique timene means kind, brave timene also means that you are pretty and has a big heart for everyone
Timene by Tiffany 21 April 20, 2019
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation
The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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swamp dog
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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