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Is the act of being the best.
The dream of every Barbie. TIM and Ken.
That shit is Timken. That shit is the best,the net of the planet.
Timken by BrK October 23, 2003
Words you can keep
A piece of cunt that deserves to be slapped in the face the moment you see him. With a purple dildo, then a sledgehammer.
Dude, that guy has a TimKOng written all over his face. I can't wait to slap the shit out of him.
TimKOng by The Educators April 5, 2019
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A beautiful, tall woman who exudes the exotic grace of the Pacific Islands. Timena's can be perceived as "snobby" at first, women often find her presence threatening, and men are in awe and can be afraid to approach her. However, this is only because she is shy, and her people skills can be lacking somewhat. When you know the true personality of a Timena, consider yourself lucky, for you have found yourself a loyal, hysterically funny, and fiercely protective friend.
Jill: That Timena is such a bitch.
Sylvie: Do you know her?
Jill: No, she just comes across that way.
Sylvie: She's just shy, Timena's are like that, you just have to get to know her and you'll find that she's really cool and funny!
Timena by Mr.Talafoalagafola October 7, 2012

timenesia 

1. The feeling one experiences when looking at a clock and finding it is a much different time than anticipated, which ultimately sends one into a life altering frenzy by summoning up emotions that range from immense relief to horrified shock and confusion
2. Having absolutely no idea, or a wildly incorrect idea of what time it is
A: my eyes burn!!
P: *peoples eyes burn when its late at night*
*turns to look at clock*
10:30...
P: (suffering from timenesia)
*dies inside*
timenesia by varsitycrew July 5, 2009
A fucking retard
Tristen is a ticken

Timenoid 

A Timenoid is a "Clockwork Demon" or a "Clockwork Devil." A demon that looks humanoid on the outside, but has a clockwork inside, built up of cogs, bolts and gears. Although, this type of creature has still been know to feel human emotions, such as Love and Hate.
The Timenoid cried, for the woman he loved was not his.
She said she could not love a Clockwork Devil.
Timenoid by Pendulums Promise September 7, 2007
Timene is a special kind of name and unique timene means kind, brave timene also means that you are pretty and has a big heart for everyone
Damn timene you are so nice +cute
Timene by Tiffany 21 April 20, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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