1. The feeling one experiences when looking at a clock and finding it is a much different time than anticipated, which ultimately sends one into a life altering frenzy by summoning up emotions that range from immense relief to horrified shock and confusion
2. Having absolutely no idea, or a wildly incorrect idea of what time it is
2. Having absolutely no idea, or a wildly incorrect idea of what time it is
A: my eyes burn!!
P: *peoples eyes burn when its late at night*
*turns to look at clock*
10:30...
P: (suffering from timenesia)
*dies inside*
P: *peoples eyes burn when its late at night*
*turns to look at clock*
10:30...
P: (suffering from timenesia)
*dies inside*
by varsitycrew July 5, 2009
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A disease that attacks people who stay on the computer all day long causing their bodies clock to become distorted.
A disease that attacks people who stay on the computer all day long causing their bodies clock to become distorted.
Dina: Hello?
Lily: Hey Dina it's Lily. How are you?
Dina: Tired. It's one o' clock in the morning.
Lily: OH SHIT!! I thought it was 3 in the afternoon. I have a biology test in the morning!!
Dina: Goodnight Lily. After the test you should take care of your timelexia
Lily: Hey Dina it's Lily. How are you?
Dina: Tired. It's one o' clock in the morning.
Lily: OH SHIT!! I thought it was 3 in the afternoon. I have a biology test in the morning!!
Dina: Goodnight Lily. After the test you should take care of your timelexia
by Paranoid Chaos August 22, 2008
Get the timelexia mug.I sat there watching all the stupid commercials and then realized I could have fast-forwarded through all the crap; hate it when I have bouts of Tivnesia.
by AvidInBoston February 26, 2011
Get the Tivnesia mug.1. A shortened form of the phrase "temporary amnesia" describing the phenomenon when you forget what you were just doing, eating, watching, etc.
2. Waking up and feeling that there is some RANDOM_ASS body lyin next to yo naked ass and you try to guess who is it before looking over like a damn fool to see if you were about who dat bitch was. Worst case scenario... Dat BITCH is a DUDE.
2. Waking up and feeling that there is some RANDOM_ASS body lyin next to yo naked ass and you try to guess who is it before looking over like a damn fool to see if you were about who dat bitch was. Worst case scenario... Dat BITCH is a DUDE.
1. *watching tv show*
Commercial comes on...
"Shit, what tv show was I just watching!? I for shit can't remember for the life of me... Fuck, I feel like such an idiot! I got a bad case of tempnesia."
2. "Mmmm hot damn! That's a really good taste in my mouth! I wish I could remember what I just ate 2 minutes ago so I could eat more... I got tempnesia. Fuck."
3. *wakes up*
*senses other ppl(s) present*
"Cindy?"
*looks over at dat hoe*
"Daaaaayumm. It was Linda... I got tempnesia like hell."
Commercial comes on...
"Shit, what tv show was I just watching!? I for shit can't remember for the life of me... Fuck, I feel like such an idiot! I got a bad case of tempnesia."
2. "Mmmm hot damn! That's a really good taste in my mouth! I wish I could remember what I just ate 2 minutes ago so I could eat more... I got tempnesia. Fuck."
3. *wakes up*
*senses other ppl(s) present*
"Cindy?"
*looks over at dat hoe*
"Daaaaayumm. It was Linda... I got tempnesia like hell."
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Get the timentesambularephobia mug.Tenesia is a very beautiful girl, she is unique and special but she will choose to be petty if you piss her off. She likes to do stuff her own way like a boss, Tenesia is that type of girl that you can depend on. She has high standards, She is vary smart and can remember interesting facts. She loves her friends and is vary loyal to them. She deserves all the love in the world.
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