timenesia 

1. The feeling one experiences when looking at a clock and finding it is a much different time than anticipated, which ultimately sends one into a life altering frenzy by summoning up emotions that range from immense relief to horrified shock and confusion
2. Having absolutely no idea, or a wildly incorrect idea of what time it is

A: my eyes burn!!
P: *peoples eyes burn when its late at night*
*turns to look at clock*
10:30...
P: (suffering from timenesia)
*dies inside*

timenesia by varsitycrew July 5, 2009

timelexia 

(n.)
A disease that attacks people who stay on the computer all day long causing their bodies clock to become distorted.

Dina: Hello?
Lily: Hey Dina it's Lily. How are you?
Dina: Tired. It's one o' clock in the morning.
Lily: OH SHIT!! I thought it was 3 in the afternoon. I have a biology test in the morning!!
Dina: Goodnight Lily. After the test you should take care of your timelexia

timelexia by Paranoid Chaos August 22, 2008

Tivnesia 

The act of forgetting to fast-forward through the commercials even though the show is Tivo'ed.

I sat there watching all the stupid commercials and then realized I could have fast-forwarded through all the crap; hate it when I have bouts of Tivnesia.

Tivnesia by AvidInBoston February 26, 2011

Tempnesia 

1. A shortened form of the phrase "temporary amnesia" describing the phenomenon when you forget what you were just doing, eating, watching, etc.

2. Waking up and feeling that there is some RANDOM_ASS body lyin next to yo naked ass and you try to guess who is it before looking over like a damn fool to see if you were about who dat bitch was. Worst case scenario... Dat BITCH is a DUDE.

1. *watching tv show*

Commercial comes on...

"Shit, what tv show was I just watching!? I for shit can't remember for the life of me... Fuck, I feel like such an idiot! I got a bad case of tempnesia."

2. "Mmmm hot damn! That's a really good taste in my mouth! I wish I could remember what I just ate 2 minutes ago so I could eat more... I got tempnesia. Fuck."

3. *wakes up*

*senses other ppl(s) present*

"Cindy?"

*looks over at dat hoe*

"Daaaaayumm. It was Linda... I got tempnesia like hell."

Tempnesia by Hunlex August 29, 2010

timentesambularephobia

The fear of walking.

- Why you never walk?
- I have timentesambularephobia.
- What is that?
- Your mom.

timentesambularephobia by Dave Is Killa July 4, 2021

Tenesia 

Tenesia is a very beautiful girl, she is unique and special but she will choose to be petty if you piss her off. She likes to do stuff her own way like a boss, Tenesia is that type of girl that you can depend on. She has high standards, She is vary smart and can remember interesting facts. She loves her friends and is vary loyal to them. She deserves all the love in the world.

Tenesia is seductive and sensational, keep her in your life

Tenesia by venta.kors November 22, 2021

tenesia 

Stupid Crack Head very dumb liar ugly mean

Tenesia dumb

tenesia by Hahxh May 26, 2018