Timelot

A very interesting and amazing YouTube channel which you would enjoy to watch if you love the Dream SMP members.

Have you watched the new Timelot video?

by Dreamisnottaken April 1, 2021

Timelord

A type of alien from the planet gallifrey. When injured badly they can regenerate, but regenerating causes them to change face and body. They look like humans. They have two hearts. They can live forever. They have a maximum of 12 regenerations. They can only be killed if you fight them while they are regenerating. Timelords are now almost extinct. There is only one Timelord left. His name is The Doctor. They are very intellegent and are usually seen travelling around in a TARDIS (time and relative dimensions in space)

Person 1: That person has two hearts did you know that
Person 2: Hey, is that a TARDIS they just stepped out of?
Person 1: Yes, i think it is
Person 2: They must be a Timelord

by Kitinelli September 1, 2013

Timelock

to disspell flatulence in an elevator without regard for the next occupant; thereby, trapping the person, or timelocking him or her, in the there with the fart.

OH NO! I've been timelocked in this elevator for the next 10 floors!

by miracleman1234 April 28, 2009

Timelock

when a person or group hasn't updated their knowledge, fashion or technology since a specific period of history

Parent: "Who are you going to see play tonight?"
Kid: "Frenzal Rhomb"
Parent: "I've never heard of them"
Kid: "That's cause you're timelocked in the 70s"

Dude: "She's wearing leg warmers?"
Girl: "Yeah, she's in a 80s timelock"

by SanSabina January 14, 2013

monkey timeloop

Something that exists which shows the true core of the earth itself, further than just the hot molten inside. It loops as a plane called the Astral Area. This area consists of stardust and galaxies full of chimpanzees. However, these chimpanzees never die. They consist in a loop. A timeloop.

"Hey man did you see the new article about the monkey timeloop? Some say it doesn't exist."

by Bukas July 12, 2020

Timelord Gang Rape

When a timelord (like Dr Who) takes some time off and rapes you. He then gets into the Tardis and travels back in time to the start of the rape and double teams you. Then he gets into the Tardis and travels back in time to triple team you.

This continues until you're being gang raped whilst a bunch of excess Dr Who's stand around watching and wanking.

victim: "Officer, I was gang raped by one guy last night!"

officer: "That is not possible, ma'm stop wasting police ti-"

victim: "TIMELORD GANG RAPE"

officer: "Sweet jesus somebody get an ambulance down here"

by 18 inch meat club July 31, 2011

Trock (Timelord rock)

Trock is fan created music about the British TV show, Doctor Who. Trock was originally created by the UK Youtuber, Alex Day aka. Nerimon and is very similar to Wrock (Wizard Rock)

The band Chameleon Circuit writes songs about Doctor Who. They are a Trock (Timelord Rock) band.

by rgao December 27, 2011