A type of alien from the planet gallifrey. When injured badly they can regenerate, but regenerating causes them to change face and body. They look like humans. They have two hearts. They can live forever. They have a maximum of 12 regenerations. They can only be killed if you fight them while they are regenerating. Timelords are now almost extinct. There is only one Timelord left. His name is The Doctor. They are very intellegent and are usually seen travelling around in a TARDIS (time and relative dimensions in space)
Person 1: That person has two hearts did you know that
Person 2: Hey, is that a TARDIS they just stepped out of?
Person 1: Yes, i think it is
Person 2: They must be a Timelord
to disspell flatulence in an elevator without regard for the next occupant; thereby, trapping the person, or timelocking him or her, in the there with the fart.
OH NO! I've been timelocked in this elevator for the next 10 floors!
when a person or group hasn't updated their knowledge, fashion or technology since a specific period of history
Parent: "Who are you going to see play tonight?"
Kid: "Frenzal Rhomb"
Parent: "I've never heard of them"
Kid: "That's cause you're timelocked in the 70s"
Dude: "She's wearing leg warmers?"
Girl: "Yeah, she's in a 80s timelock"
Something that exists which shows the true core of the earth itself, further than just the hot molten inside. It loops as a plane called the Astral Area. This area consists of stardust and galaxies full of chimpanzees. However, these chimpanzees never die. They consist in a loop. A timeloop.
"Hey man did you see the new article about the monkey timeloop? Some say it doesn't exist."
When a timelord (like Dr Who) takes some time off and rapes you. He then gets into the Tardis and travels back in time to the start of the rape and double teams you. Then he gets into the Tardis and travels back in time to triple team you.
This continues until you're being gang raped whilst a bunch of excess Dr Who's stand around watching and wanking.
victim: "Officer, I was gang raped by one guy last night!"
officer: "That is not possible, ma'm stop wasting police ti-"
victim: "TIMELORD GANG RAPE"
officer: "Sweet jesus somebody get an ambulance down here"
Trock is fan created music about the British TV show, Doctor Who. Trock was originally created by the UK Youtuber, Alex Day aka. Nerimon and is very similar to Wrock (Wizard Rock)
The band Chameleon Circuit writes songs about Doctor Who. They are a Trock (Timelord Rock) band.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.