Time-Zoned
Time-Zoned by TristanTheFinch January 4, 2017
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Time-zoned
You use "Time-zoned" in scenarios where you and another individual are currently living in the same area, with the same timezone but still some how manage to wake up at compeltely different times and don't get to see each other.
•Alex (10 AM) : Hey billy, you ready to play?
•Billy (4 PM) : Bruh I just woke up, sorry.
•Alex (4:15 PM) : Man we got Time-zoned
•Billy (4:20 PM) : 😩
•Billy (4 PM) : Bruh I just woke up, sorry.
•Alex (4:15 PM) : Man we got Time-zoned
•Billy (4:20 PM) : 😩
Time-zoned by Snooh November 1, 2020
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timezoned • Time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions. • time zone advantage • Time Zone Dyslexia • Dario Time Zone • Pacific Time Zone Syndrome • Tumblr Time Zone • Chee's Time Zone • Whats your time zone? • Good Timezone
Time Zone Dyslexia
A condition where the sufferer routinely adds or subtracts wrong when planning things in more than one time zone.
Side effects include missed appointments, multiple calendar resends, manic tap-dancing through that presentation you thought was 2 hours from now. Adrenaline, cringing, lame apologies.
Coping mechanisms: OCD-like checking of the hour; counting out from East to West coast on your fingers. Pinky: Eastern is 1 pm; Ring finger is Central - so, noon; Pacific is the pointer, that'd be 10 a.m. - right? Right?
Side effects include missed appointments, multiple calendar resends, manic tap-dancing through that presentation you thought was 2 hours from now. Adrenaline, cringing, lame apologies.
Coping mechanisms: OCD-like checking of the hour; counting out from East to West coast on your fingers. Pinky: Eastern is 1 pm; Ring finger is Central - so, noon; Pacific is the pointer, that'd be 10 a.m. - right? Right?
You told NYC to dial in at 10 but Chicago at 11; so is the call for 10 or 12EST?
D'oh! 10EST. Sorry - Time Zone Dyslexia.
D'oh! 10EST. Sorry - Time Zone Dyslexia.
Time Zone Dyslexia by La Jen June 12, 2011
Tumblr Time Zone
That one period of time, (usually around 4-5 hours) in the day when almost all of the people you follow on Tumblr are active.
Tumblr Time Zone by UltramanVectis April 19, 2015
Dario Time Zone
Located somewhere between -7 GMT and god knows where in the greenwich time zones, or Super Mario World time. (-0 SMT) The Dario Time Zone is comparible to the likes as the imperial measurement system is as silly to the rest of the metric world, but in time measurement. Hours, minutes, days, weeks, could very well be the same damn thing, or not.
Hey Mario, I'll be by in 20 minutes!
Lol Dario....Sorry But your watch is in another castle. Or another Dario Time Zone...
Lol Dario....Sorry But your watch is in another castle. Or another Dario Time Zone...
Dario Time Zone by FixxeR186 February 8, 2018
Chee's Time Zone
someone who is always an hour behind everyone else because they get distracted easily by life's simple wonders.
Ex. sleeping, facebook, youtube...
Ex. sleeping, facebook, youtube...
ex: there is a appointment at 6pm. chee will show up at 7 pm due to her time zone.
Sarah: Where's Chee? She's late!
Tasha: no no she's not late. She's running on Chee's Time Zone!
Sarah: Where's Chee? She's late!
Tasha: no no she's not late. She's running on Chee's Time Zone!
Chee's Time Zone by Lita_Lee March 13, 2010
time zone advantage
Person: Happy Birthday! Was I the first one?
B day person: no my friend from Britain told me first
Person: that doesn't count they had the time zone advantage
B day person: no my friend from Britain told me first
Person: that doesn't count they had the time zone advantage
time zone advantage by 420NoScopeCoreyNThaFazeClan July 1, 2017
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