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When your geographical placement dictates your relationship status with an individual.
Damn, Emmalies moved away so now i'm Time-Zoned!
by TristanTheFinch January 04, 2017
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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You use "Time-zoned" in scenarios where you and another individual are currently living in the same area, with the same timezone but still some how manage to wake up at compeltely different times and don't get to see each other.
β€’Alex (10 AM) : Hey billy, you ready to play?
β€’Billy (4 PM) : Bruh I just woke up, sorry.
β€’Alex (4:15 PM) : Man we got Time-zoned
β€’Billy (4:20 PM) : 😩
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by Snooh November 01, 2020
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What happens when you lose out on sex because of a long-distance relationship
Why did you break up with him?
Dude,we were totally timezoned.
by abracadayum September 21, 2015
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When you get the shaft on something because you live in a different time zone.
When you miss your chance to chat with your friends because they live in a different time zone.
Aw man, I got timezoned on that yahoo japan auction!
by kyuubethe3rd October 20, 2015
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1. To be in a specific time zone.

2. To be zoning out to such an extent that large amounts of time go by and seem like only moments.
1. "I'm timezoned yo!"

2. "Whoa dude... I can't believe it's been 20 minutes.. I was totally timezoned.."
by Lovebong April 24, 2009
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