Time Jew 

Someone who is never on time to meet his friends, thus stealing (and hoarding) everyones time. A time jew is typically making excuses and justification for their tardiness, and always calling others prejudice against their type.

Every day I wait 15 minutes, beyond our meeting time, for Ajit to meet up with me for lunch. What a typical time jew, stealing all my free time!

Time Jew by TC Jenkins March 26, 2010

Time Jew 

A person who refuses to go back and fix something, in fear that they will lose their precious time for counting their money. They'd rather have something look like crap instead of fixing it.

Person: Oh wow. You just laced your shoes wrong.
Time Jew: ITS OKAY. theres no time to go back and fix it anyway.
Person: .. Holy time jew..

Time Jew by P!NKElEPHANT September 23, 2009

Part Time Jew 

Someone who does not believe in god but participates in jewish holidays because they feel jewish guilt.

synonym - jatheist

There were a lot of part time jews in my high school.

Part Time Jew by Camille12 April 5, 2023

jew time 

The time schedule that people of jewish orientation use; Being on jew time means one is incapable of being either early or on time.

I told her to be here for 3 but she's on jew time so she didn't show up till about 410.

jew time by Jamamay April 2, 2011

jew time 

When a jew is having sex but he is too cheap to actually bust a nut, so he pulls out, finds a pringles can, busts in that mofo, then takes it to the sperm bank the next day to get his dolla dolla bills.

Keith was banging his girlfriend and he was about to blow his jew sperm, so he pulled out, did a little jig, shouted "Jew Time" busted in a pringles can, then took it to the sperm bank to get paid gangsta style.

jew time by Keith Cohen February 21, 2005

Jewish time

Not perfectly on time; possibly somewhat late, but no harm is done as a result. The implication is that there is no need to be exactly on time, and starting a little late is acceptable.

The term comes from Jewish culture, which is often relaxed about punctuality.

When an event is schedule to take place at 2:00 Jewish time, it could be at 2:05, 2:12, 2:15, or even 2:35, and everyone is satisfied.

The wedding will start at 6:00 PM Jewish time.

We will meet in the lobby at 4:30 Jewish time.

Jewish time by Bed time August 9, 2010

Jewish Standard Time 

A standard of time, normally being about 26 minutes after the rest of the people within your time zone.

Dude, WTF? Can't you make it to work on time? Are all your clocks set on Jewish Standard Time?

Jewish Standard Time by Sgt. I.M. Nobody January 17, 2009