1 definition by Thewhorestgump
The finest piece of lead based penmanship tools. The finest pencil on this side of Mississippi, I don't give a shit which side you're on either. When you insert this pencil into a sharpener, it almost feels as if it is made of butter, peeling off the smoothest shavings to reveal the sexy lead beneath. It holds a point longer than a 2 bit lawyer and will snap on you way less than your stepdad. 5 stars.
Gat Dayum! Did your mom get a promotion or somethin'? Where the hell you get that box of Ticonderogas?!
by Thewhorestgump October 4, 2018