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Tickloris 

Abortion of a word substitute for "Clitoris" first coined by an ESL retard, claiming to be an adult female, who is purportedly an 11 year old boy with inadequate anatomy training.
"My tickloris is very sensitive and it doesn't take much rubbing to make me cum"

"LOL, WAT?"
Tickloris by MG!! April 14, 2009

ticklishness 

the quality or property of being ticklish.
Kim had to stop giving Chris a foot rub because of his ticklishness.
ticklishness by Marty October 23, 2003

Carpet Ticklers 

Tits so big and dangly that they drag the floor while you're doing her from behind
Man this girl's Carpet Ticklers were dragging the floor last night while I was boning her doggy style
Carpet Ticklers by KB-Denver February 22, 2011

Booty ticklers 

A type of gremlin that comes into your house to tickle your asshole.
If you don’t suck my toes, I’m going to make my gremlin booty ticklers tickle your ass hole! -Will Smith
easily made to laugh or wriggle when tickled
Mandy found out that Billy's feet were ticklish as hell!
ticklish by Marty October 16, 2003

nut ticklers 

All the options in a car or truck or whatever item that is fully loaded.
John: See you got a new car?
Fred: Yeah it's a S class MB its got all the nut ticklers.
nut ticklers by Philiip March 19, 2006

ticklishness 

When someone is uber (large amounts) ticklish.
Anna will never die of ticklishness, but Brandon will...or could. :)
ticklishness by Anna the Coolest March 28, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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